A New Poem By Emily Stern

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  1. BethSucks

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    Howie would be so proud if she could get $9 an app for this shit:

    http://www.jewishjournal.com/emily_stern/

    February 27, 2012 | 2:56 pm [​IMG]
    Inherit The Earth

    Posted by Emily Stern
    Inherit the Earth

    Imagine if we were to inherit the earth——-
    it’s consciousness, it’s playing, it’s ability for listening to what does Gd say?
    Is the world halachic? Does it step in time? Does it have an Independent Existence?
    Does it flare up in anger or use Your name in vain—-
    The energy that rips people to shreds that I try to control, but controls me instead.

    If we were really really to inherit the earth,
    would it glow in all directions uncontainable, uncontrolled?
    Would the deeper meaning be expanded or Could I ever know?
    Or is there such thing as a message? that rises and rises?
    would i be able to conceive
    that the message from the earth is only for Gd
    to be given through you and me?

    If i received an inheritance
    would i even want it? would it be like the body that I wear and walk with?
    would I be invisible? would i have Tachlis?

    If I were to inherit, what I give to you. Is it now so upwards. I give this to you
    and is this not what you want? my unblemished pain?
    if I laid my heart on the alter of earth
    that you made, would you inherit me? Could I be the wind?
    could I be your soul? could I be near you instead?
    What could I begin? What do we merit
    when we inherit the earth?
     
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    Lot of grammar problems in there -- the comma to the top is out of control :c
     
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    is this the carpet munching daughter, or the other one?
     
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    I have a headache after reading that drivel.
     
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    k4D3t Reverse Apache Master VIP

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    If this had been Kathie Lee's kid, I can imagine Fred playing flatulence sounds while Howard read: "Could I be the wind?"
     
  7. Peau de Soie

    Peau de Soie Edit Button? Thanks LaserTilt!

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    It's it's it's --- I can't stand it! And they PUBLISH it that way!

    Horrible.

    I can't get through that to read the rest of the mess. Apparently her dad's photographic talent was passed on in her poetic talent.
     
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    she is this one

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    Why can't she spell out God ?
     
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    This is what happens when a kid doesn't have to work... at all, ever. 30 years old, she is? Holy shit.
     
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    If I had no worries about making a living I would write poetry too.
     
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    It's an orthodox Jew thing. They don't speak it either.
     
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    Emily, daughter of Hank etc..
     
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    Can we stop with the face palm shit? It's Gddamn annoying as fuck.
     
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    Thanks . Not like that was the only problem I had with the stupid poem, I was just curious .
     
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    Poim
     
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    ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha