****A new Saturday Morning Thread****

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Chief, Dec 6, 2014.

  1. Chief

    Chief I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    Because that other one smells like day old Depends. :shit:

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  2. MrWarmth

    MrWarmth 90% APPROVAL RATING Gold

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    Your ex didn't get custody of those
     
  3. Chief

    Chief I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    Gratuitous booty boop. :hhh:

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  5. Gwarn1

    Gwarn1 Worlds poorest sugar daddy VIP

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    Thank
     
  6. Engaged Chicken

    Engaged Chicken Well-Known Member

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    I've been up for over and hour. Couldn't sleep. Acs is here, I got up early to start making Christmas cookies. I'm way behind this year. :usanta:
     
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    Bacon Chocolate Chip Pecan are first today.

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    That's not my picture. My cookies won't be that pale. And I wouldn't use those tacky plates. :coffee:
     
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  8. Gwarn1

    Gwarn1 Worlds poorest sugar daddy VIP

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    Why don't you go upstairs and slap around his ding dong a little. Hell appreciate it
     
  9. Engaged Chicken

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    I don't have an upstairs. For starters. :ucoffee:
     
  10. Gwarn1

    Gwarn1 Worlds poorest sugar daddy VIP

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    Bacon cookies! Are you the personal chef to the finest Midwestern trailer parks?
     
  11. Engaged Chicken

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    How dare you. :coffee:
     
  12. Engaged Chicken

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    I make make Mexican Wedding Cakes next. :usanta:

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  13. Chief

    Chief I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    He apparently took one for the team last night. How about making him some breakfast?
     
  14. Billy Brown

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    whore
     
  15. Engaged Chicken

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    He won't be up for a few hours. I need some alone time. Making cookies and whatnot. You all have great advice. :urolleyes:
     
  16. Gwarn1

    Gwarn1 Worlds poorest sugar daddy VIP

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    Well go where ever he is (probably a buffalo bob style pit) and jiggle his nuts a little a bit.
     
  17. Gwarn1

    Gwarn1 Worlds poorest sugar daddy VIP

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    Bacon cookies, Mexican cookies. It's like I don't know who you are anymore!
     
  18. Gwarn1

    Gwarn1 Worlds poorest sugar daddy VIP

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    Make those cookies with the Hershey kiss on top. Those are delicious and classy. You're welcome
     
  19. nightshift

    nightshift so so stupid VIP

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    goid mornjng


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  20. Billy Brown

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    those are good.

    wake him up with a blow job and he will never forget you.