Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Chief, Dec 6, 2014.
Because that other one smells like day old Depends.
Your ex didn't get custody of those
Gratuitous booty boop.
I've been up for over and hour. Couldn't sleep. Acs is here, I got up early to start making Christmas cookies. I'm way behind this year.
Bacon Chocolate Chip Pecan are first today.
That's not my picture. My cookies won't be that pale. And I wouldn't use those tacky plates.
Why don't you go upstairs and slap around his ding dong a little. Hell appreciate it
I don't have an upstairs. For starters.
Bacon cookies! Are you the personal chef to the finest Midwestern trailer parks?
How dare you.
I make make Mexican Wedding Cakes next.
He apparently took one for the team last night. How about making him some breakfast?
He won't be up for a few hours. I need some alone time. Making cookies and whatnot. You all have great advice.
Well go where ever he is (probably a buffalo bob style pit) and jiggle his nuts a little a bit.
Bacon cookies, Mexican cookies. It's like I don't know who you are anymore!
Make those cookies with the Hershey kiss on top. Those are delicious and classy. You're welcome
those are good.
wake him up with a blow job and he will never forget you.