Actually, I think I'm below Lever right now. Sitting on a broken plastic lawnchair, with my laptop perched on a packing box - watching the battery slowly die 'cause the powercord is packed somewhere very special, somewhere else. No TV. No fridge or stove. No food. Well, a box of cereal, and a cooler with milk, water, orange juice and beer. Abuse me at will. But do it fast - my battery is dying.