A one armed Miss America, Miss Iowa is missing her forearm

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by MutteringJohn, Jun 11, 2013.

  1. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    You just know the judges are going to crown one armed Miss Iowa the next Miss America in September.


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  2. Woof

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    That's Hot........
     
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    ya gotta hand it to her
     
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    Those eyes look alien, are we sure they aren't all missing a forearm from her planet?
     
  5. BringBackJackie

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    Looks like Howard photo shopped her
     
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    But she's not that pretty?

    What's with that photoshoowop by the way, is she Little Orphan Annie, no irises at all?
     
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    Good one!
     
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    Anybody go out with a one armed chick?
     
  10. markluke

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    She looks like she'd give a really good stump job.
     
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    I'm stumped.
     
  12. BringBackJackie

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    The way she's leaning, it looks like the tractor cut off her right leg too. sad
     
  13. GaryPuppet

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    Beth taught her how to smile for pictoes.
     
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    Do they call her Slot Machine (mach-ine).
     
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    The arm is the least of her worries.
     
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    Pickins in Iowa must be mighty slim if this is the best they can do when it comes to crowning a winner in the Miss Iowa pageant.
     
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    is her name eilean?
     
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    [video=youtube;9CdVTCDdEwI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CdVTCDdEwI[/video]
     
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    2nd place was a triple amputee
     
  20. BringBackJackie

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    Hopefully when she waves to the audience, it will be with her stump