a pastor believes Starbucks is using semen in lattes

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  1. skylarbrie

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    Well why didnt you say it was Pastor Manning?!! I love this guy.
     
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    hello sailor
     
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    Dick Fitzwell Opinions are like assholes ... and so am I

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    I'll have some half and half in my grande latte .... half milk and half protein
     
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    hahaha. There are so many awesome insane things in that. hahahahaha.
     
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    You wouldn't know if there's semen in it because of the 75 percent cream that drowns out the actual coffee.
     
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    I don't understand this whole salted caramel craze. I think it is all a ruse to get us to drink/eat more semen.
     
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    I love this guy.
     
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    Mother fucker, you fixed your spelling error!
     
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    Obama pimps white women and black women!
     
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    "Semen flavors up the coffee and makes you think you're having good time." - This guy has been on his knees in an airport bathroom.
     
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    America is gayer than ever.
    America is addicted to Starbucks.
    Coincidence?
     
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    The pastor tried the coffee and said :mmm I've had this taste before what is this bewitching flavor.
     
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    Is the seman only in the Starbuck's secret menu items like at In-and-Out Burgers?
     
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    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    I used to work at Starbucks, but I was just too sore at the end of a shift.
     
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    Decaf, Soy Latte With An Extra Shot And Cream (eeh I mean cum)
     
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    I go to Tim Hortons for my semen laced coffee.
     
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