Like most of you, I find the current state of the show disgusting. I also dislike much of what passes for talk and music on the radio. So what I've done is acquire a library of old Stern shows and have been listening to them on my all-too-long commutes to and from work. I think what I'd like to do is, from time-to-time, share some interesting rundowns of material that is far too risque for the current Stern show or otherwise shines a light on the hypocrite that the Wig has become. Feel free to add your own and, without further adieu... MARCH 8, 1994 During Robin's news, she began to read a story purported to be from a Salt Lake City newspaper. Two homosexual gentlemen named Vito and Kiki were engaged in a activity that Robin incorrectly reported as "felching". http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=felching You see, Vito and Kiki were admitted to a Salt Lake City hospital - Vito for severe burns to his face and a broken nose and Kiki for burns to his anus and intestinal tract. It seems that Vito and Kiki had a pet gerbil named "Faggot" and they occasionally like to get Faggot involved in their sex life. On this particular occasion, Vito inserted a tube into Kiki's rectum and inserted Faggot. Once Kiki was overwhelmed with pleasure, he shouted their safeword, "armageddon", and Vito attempted to retrieve Faggot. Unfortunately, Faggot had little intention of coming out. Naturally, Vito got down to investigate, but being dark in that stinky tunnel, Vito decided to strike a match. The flame ignited a pocket of gas in Kiki's rectum, essentially turning his anus into a low-grade flamethrower. The flame ignited Vito's mustache. Shortly thereafter, the burning in Kiki's rectum ignited a second, deeper, pocket of gas, causing Faggot's fur to ignite and launching him out of Kiki's ass at high velocity, shattering Vito's nose. It was finally at this point that Wiggo began to doubt Robin's sources and she admitted it to be from a random fax they had received. That didn't stop Howard and Billy from role-playing the situation. The Wig, of course, played Vito, allowing him to call out the name Faggot 20 or so times as he pretended to search through Billy's asshole. Big laughs were had by all. Faggot's fate remains unreported.