A porn site popped up on my computer, my wife asked who is that girl

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  1. EddyG

    EddyG MORON Banned User

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    Well, I had to make an excuse. Truth is, I was watching XHamster, I thought I shut it down, but one of there popups was lingering on the screen. I had to act fast, and so I said it was one of the weirdos on Dawg Saloon that sent it to me. Sorry about that.
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Well played :golfclap:
     
  3. Popeye Saavedra

    Popeye Saavedra Well-Known Member

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    And she bought it?
     
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    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    Should of just told her it was Barbara.
     
  5. wigtropolis

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    that was good thinking, but be ready for this.

    The wife of former University of Pennsylvania basketball player Matthew White, who played on the Ivy League school’s 1979 Final Four team, was charged with stabbing him to death as he slept.
    White’s wife, Maria Reyes Garcia-Pellon, was charged with first-degree murder, criminal homicide and possessing an instrument of crime, according to documents filed in state court in Media, Pennsylvania. Garcia-Pellon, 53, is being held in Delaware County jail without bail. It’s unclear whether she has retained an attorney, County District Attorney Jack Whelan said in an interview.
    Police arrested Garcia-Pellon yesterday at about 12:44 p.m. as she returned to the home she shared with White in Nether Providence Township, about 20 miles (32 kilometers) southwest of Philadelphia. Garcia-Pellon told police she stabbed White after she caught him looking at “pornography, young girls,” according to court papers.
     
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    Blackened Commitment to Excellence

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    do you play guitar eddy? who's that in your avatar?
     
  7. Popeye Saavedra

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    Mexican broads have bad tempers. He should have known better.
     
  8. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike I wear panties 24/7 364

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    can we see your wifes pussy?
     
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    yup, all stabby stabby
     
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    You lie to your wife about watching porn....so it begins....
     
  11. EddyG

    EddyG MORON Banned User

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    She bought it. She isn`t too knowledgeable about porn, and it wasn`t a naked girl. She is more concerned I might be chatting with a broad behind her back, not so much watching porn
     
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    EddyG MORON Banned User

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    Well, porn is kind of fantasyland, and harmless, and cheating is worse I believe
     
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    EddyG MORON Banned User

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    No one but me and the gyno see her pussy, she is not a wild type that would run around showing it, she is chubby, nice enough but not a model
     
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    between HAL and Baltimore Mike, that camwhore probably does at least lurk here, so you might not even have lied :iohi5:
     
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    i beat off to HAL's luscious man tits
     
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    EddyG MORON Banned User

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    Babs, its normal to crave other women, I don`t feel bad about that. If I had an opportunity to cheat then that would be interesting
     
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    :jj:
     
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    who the fuck is THIS faggit? :grr:
     
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    You should go to Vegas and start gambling again, doing coke and banging whores. Just get it out of your system. :cheer:
     
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    EddyG MORON Banned User

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    Even though i block popups, it was one that got through, I thought it was gone. It could have been a big argument if she wanted, but it ended after my excuse.