A public service announcement from Apple the cat

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Apple the cat, Jan 7, 2014.

  1. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    Everybody:

    We're in the middle of the flu season right now, and the H1N1 variety that's going around can really fuck you up, in some cases it's even fatal. I know, I've had it for a week with no end (or good drugs) in sight. :owned: Everybody that posts here needs to get a flu shot this year ASAP!!! Whether you go to the doctor or get one at your local grocery store pharmacy, get your vaccination NOW!!! It'll make the rest of your winter that much less miserable, as I wouldn't wish this shit on anyone (even Schmoopy).
     
  2. Splash

    Splash Huge Member VIP

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    Too short, read twice
     
  3. Billy Brown

    Billy Brown Suck my dick from the back VIP

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    No thanks, I'm good.
     
  4. Swedish John

    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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    Fuck dude, you are in Portland? DO NOT LEAVE YOUR FUCKING HOUSE. Your such a disease.

    [video=youtube;yTJ7t-pWc_0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTJ7t-pWc_0[/video]
     
  5. gilaet

    gilaet underwear warrior Staff Member

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    Everyone here isn't in their 60's.
     
  6. Gitfiddle

    Gitfiddle Live Deliciously

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    Fuck that, I don't want to catch autism.
     
  7. Just Peachy

    Just Peachy VIP Extreme Gold

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    I got mine back in October.
     
  8. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    I don't have the energy to leave my home SJ- this shit fucks you up good!
    This season it is affecting the majority of people under 60. I know you're basically a shut in, gileat, but what if your mom caught it while she was going to get some groceries?? She'd prolly spread it to you too.
     
  9. Swedish John

    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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    I am sorry you are feeling poorly. Get better soon.
     
  10. jaw_belize

    jaw_belize Well-Known Member

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    You can only get that if u fuck swine




    Dummy
     
  11. Orgy Pants

    Orgy Pants teklife

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    wtf apple the cat is over 60?
     
  12. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    Better than B Moike Diabeetus.
     
  13. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    Yes, Monk you are correct as usual. BTW, is it true you keep gileat chained to a wall in his mom's basement to monitor the site?? Seems he's always online.
     
  14. DarkFriday

    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

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    Pussies. :coffee::chimp:

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  15. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    Hey, I may have fucked a couple pigs in my time, but they were the two legged kind!
     
  16. AmishGirl

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    Got mine in November :pray:
     
  17. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    Didn't get one. Don't want one. I don't use hand sanitizer or antibacterial products. Everyone in my office does and they are all sick. I don't wipe down the surfaces when I come in. I don't even clean off the phone. I'm the only one in my office who hasn't gotten sick this year. They are all slaves to the chemical companies while I sit here healthy as a horse with a strong and fully intact immune system.

    I don't even wash my hands after going to the bathroom unless someone's in there with me or I get pee directly on my hand. Or if I poop but I don't do that at work unless it's a code brown emergency.

    Germs are good for you. They make you strong. If you kill them, you weaken your immune system and also subject yourself to unnatural chemicals that cause cancer. You wouldn't drink bleach or lysol. Why would you put it on your skin or breathe it in?
     
  18. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    Gileat is a great Mod, and he is free to come and go as he pleases. He likes to post a lot and is a funny fuck. When he does is up to him.
     
  19. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    what about nantrax?
     
  20. sarnie

    sarnie a.k.a. smarmie

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