A public service announcement from the gold digger...

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by imissalison, Jul 4, 2014.

  1. imissalison

    imissalison f**k Mutt

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    I hate her.
     
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    She's worse than Bin Laden and Hitler.

    Is it normal to hate some vapid cunt more than Bin Laden and Hitler?

    Probably not, but she's just more hateable than Bin Laden and Hitler imo.
     
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    imissalison f**k Mutt

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    Put the TV on? Well, she did write a pet book. Might as well follow the "experts" advice.:whythelongface?:
     
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    Does she have any advice on what shows the animals like to watch?

    What are their viewing habits?

    Could someone ask the dumb bitch for me?
     
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    RumBalls The original RumBalls, est. Jan 16, 2012

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    Go suck on a Roman candle, cunt
     
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    I'm gonna stick a firecracker up a cat's ass
     
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    If I stick an M-80 up an animoe's ass today it will be her fault.

    She drove me to it.
     
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    She should be telling us to buy a house in the Hamtons, where the poor people can't be setting off their fire works.
    Nothing like an idiot telling people what to do.
     
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    ^See? There will be an Animoe Apocalypse today.

    See what this bitch has caused?
     
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    MrWarmth UP YOURS Gold

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    "And for those of you who have the means, have your dogwalker sit with them and sing a Mexican Lullaby"
     
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    the only public service announcement she could give that would be welcome would be if she sawed off her feet and donated em as pier's for the ones destroyed in Sandy.
     
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    imissalison f**k Mutt

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    Surprised she didn't also recommend having them listen to Cat Stevens through noise - suppressing headphones.
     
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    I guess the public is too stupid and needs this cunt to remind them what to do with their pets
     
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    Make little ear muffs and a blindfold for each of your pets. Snip off some hair from any old wigs lying around to make sound proof filler for the ear muffs.
     
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    Great Idea !
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    broccoli rob thanks for the memories DW3

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    id like to aim a roman candle right at her pets
     
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    "Animoes need food and water" is the exact same level of advice.
    Howard: my wife was giving out advice for the 4th of july. Robin, alot of the same idiots that believe my hair is real also need beff to remind them to visit the pet psychic regulary.
    Robin: I was just about to blow that out my ass
     
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    sub out "pets" w/ "LarryTheLawyer"
    and this is good advice
     
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