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Discussion in 'The Bar' started by newcastlefan, Aug 22, 2016.

  1. newcastlefan

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    These are the best, cheapest and quickest working laxative you will ever find. I may be up posting for a while tonight.
     
  2. baltimore mike

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    Bbc
     
  3. newcastlefan

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    If you insist
     
  4. Mr. Potato Head

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    Can your wife sit today? How many bbc's did she take this weekend?
     
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  5. Mr. Potato Head

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    I'll bet she took 10 bbc's this weekend.
     
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  6. newcastlefan

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    She didn't share Mike's?
     
  7. Mr. Potato Head

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    She hates mike.
     
  8. newcastlefan

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    Doesn't everyone?
     
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  9. baltimore mike

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    Im beloved
     
  10. Mr. Potato Head

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    You spelled bloated wrong.
     
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  11. newcastlefan

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    By the BBCs
     
  12. DiamondGoddess

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    Maltitol is baby laxative.

    (And a sweetener.)
     
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  13. newcastlefan

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    Y and it hits really fast. I thought they switched to Splenda but nooooooo
     
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  14. DiamondGoddess

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    I guess all sweeteners, including sugar, make you poop.
     
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    Not like this did.
     
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    So a sugar-free jelly bean cleansed your colon? That's weird and congrats! :cheer:
     
  17. gwartney

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    Get the sugar free gummy bears from Amazon. Best product reviews. Will read them again.
     
  18. Snort

    Snort And so we pass on by the crimson eye Gold

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    :yes:
     
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    I think this could be my new colonoscopy prep.

    It's Balt Mike's Sat night special prep.
     
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    fantastic