A public service announcement

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by newcastlefan, Aug 22, 2016.

  1. newcastlefan

    newcastlefan גֵּרְשֹׁם VIP

    Reputations:
    41,372
    Joined:
    Dec 31, 2011
    Messages:
    71,408
    Likes Received:
    29,531
    [​IMG]
    These are the best, cheapest and quickest working laxative you will ever find. I may be up posting for a while tonight.
     
  2. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member POTY The Bar

    Reputations:
    22,203
    Joined:
    Nov 17, 2010
    Messages:
    75,932
    Likes Received:
    17,969
    Bbc
     
  3. newcastlefan

    newcastlefan גֵּרְשֹׁם VIP

    Reputations:
    41,372
    Joined:
    Dec 31, 2011
    Messages:
    71,408
    Likes Received:
    29,531
    If you insist
     
  4. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

    Reputations:
    51,694
    Joined:
    Sep 15, 2010
    Messages:
    75,570
    Likes Received:
    31,044
    Can your wife sit today? How many bbc's did she take this weekend?
     
    JameGumb likes this.
  5. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

    Reputations:
    51,694
    Joined:
    Sep 15, 2010
    Messages:
    75,570
    Likes Received:
    31,044
    I'll bet she took 10 bbc's this weekend.
     
    JameGumb likes this.
  6. newcastlefan

    newcastlefan גֵּרְשֹׁם VIP

    Reputations:
    41,372
    Joined:
    Dec 31, 2011
    Messages:
    71,408
    Likes Received:
    29,531
    She didn't share Mike's?
     
  7. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

    Reputations:
    51,694
    Joined:
    Sep 15, 2010
    Messages:
    75,570
    Likes Received:
    31,044
    She hates mike.
     
  8. newcastlefan

    newcastlefan גֵּרְשֹׁם VIP

    Reputations:
    41,372
    Joined:
    Dec 31, 2011
    Messages:
    71,408
    Likes Received:
    29,531
    Doesn't everyone?
     
    Snort likes this.
  9. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member POTY The Bar

    Reputations:
    22,203
    Joined:
    Nov 17, 2010
    Messages:
    75,932
    Likes Received:
    17,969
    Im beloved
     
  10. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

    Reputations:
    51,694
    Joined:
    Sep 15, 2010
    Messages:
    75,570
    Likes Received:
    31,044
    You spelled bloated wrong.
     
    wensday and JameGumb like this.
  11. newcastlefan

    newcastlefan גֵּרְשֹׁם VIP

    Reputations:
    41,372
    Joined:
    Dec 31, 2011
    Messages:
    71,408
    Likes Received:
    29,531
    By the BBCs
     
  12. DiamondGoddess

    DiamondGoddess Born Ready for My Close-Up! Gold

    Reputations:
    197,804
    Joined:
    Aug 25, 2013
    Messages:
    43,045
    Likes Received:
    83,585
    Maltitol is baby laxative.

    (And a sweetener.)
     
    babybear likes this.
  13. newcastlefan

    newcastlefan גֵּרְשֹׁם VIP

    Reputations:
    41,372
    Joined:
    Dec 31, 2011
    Messages:
    71,408
    Likes Received:
    29,531
    Y and it hits really fast. I thought they switched to Splenda but nooooooo
     
    DiamondGoddess likes this.
  14. DiamondGoddess

    DiamondGoddess Born Ready for My Close-Up! Gold

    Reputations:
    197,804
    Joined:
    Aug 25, 2013
    Messages:
    43,045
    Likes Received:
    83,585
    I guess all sweeteners, including sugar, make you poop.
     
    babybear likes this.
  15. newcastlefan

    newcastlefan גֵּרְשֹׁם VIP

    Reputations:
    41,372
    Joined:
    Dec 31, 2011
    Messages:
    71,408
    Likes Received:
    29,531
    Not like this did.
     
    DiamondGoddess likes this.
  16. J Hi

    J Hi Go take another hairbrush in your ass. Gold

    Reputations:
    -41,531
    Joined:
    Dec 30, 2011
    Messages:
    46,107
    Likes Received:
    31,271
    So a sugar-free jelly bean cleansed your colon? That's weird and congrats! :cheer:
     
  17. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

    Reputations:
    38,377
    Joined:
    Sep 23, 2010
    Messages:
    50,390
    Likes Received:
    24,183
    Get the sugar free gummy bears from Amazon. Best product reviews. Will read them again.
     
  18. Snort

    Snort Guaranteed to offend Gold

    Reputations:
    78,455
    Joined:
    Nov 1, 2014
    Messages:
    33,468
    Likes Received:
    23,342
    :yes:
     
  19. newcastlefan

    newcastlefan גֵּרְשֹׁם VIP

    Reputations:
    41,372
    Joined:
    Dec 31, 2011
    Messages:
    71,408
    Likes Received:
    29,531
    I think this could be my new colonoscopy prep.

    It's Balt Mike's Sat night special prep.
     
    J Hi likes this.
  20. Mr Sinister

    Mr Sinister Gold

    Reputations:
    12
    Joined:
    Apr 26, 2012
    Messages:
    50,836
    Likes Received:
    44,557
    fantastic