A Question For Single People

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Tigger Please, May 15, 2013.

  1. Tigger Please

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    How do you deal with well-intentioned people in your life who try to fix you up with anyone with a pulse who happens to be single as well? As in, that is the only thing you have in common.
     
  2. Wesmantooth

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    fuck off tends to works quite well.
     
  3. Tigger Please

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    Well, in this case I'm pretty sure the person my friend has in mind is in need of some ESOL courses
     
  4. Kanye West

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    depends if she is cute and not psycho :dontknow:
     
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    Maybe I should clarify the question; this is not a person you have anything whatsoever in common with.
     
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    the person they are trying to fix you up with?
     
  7. Tigger Please

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    Yes. I even said "Well, what do you think we have in common?" and she said , "Oh, he's single and you're single!" and couldn't give one answer beyond that. I asked "Does he know English?" (She is from Brazil and so is he) and she answered vaguely, "Yes...some..."
     
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    yea fuck that
     
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    You thank them for thinking about you.

    Then you hit them in the head with a shovel.

    Works everytime.
     
  10. Tigger Please

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    OH my god, that's what I did! I'm glad someone agrees
     
  11. RobsDad

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    Great minds think alike.
     
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    Ask if the person is on e harmony.
     
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    Knowing english is a big factor.

    Having all their teeth is another.
     
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    Does that work, e harmony or is it BS. I never tried one of those.
     
  15. Wesmantooth

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    ask if the person enjoys long walks on the beach. Also see if they are into stuff. Thats usually a good place to start
     
  16. RobsDad

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    I'm pretrty sure that's how SKP found her husband. It was one of those sites.

    I've been single again for the better part of 5 years. I've always found that the people you meet my happenstance, are the ones that you have a better chance at clicking with. Maybe that's just me, but so far, it's worked for me.
     
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    :jj: Hey Tigger, are a good looking broad? Just trying to gauge how to read this.
     
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    Just say no! :nooo:
     
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    I once went on a blind date..... with a blind girl! :cwl:
     
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    Same as I deal with anyone else, go out with them and try to stick it in? :dontknow: