A question that needs answered.

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  1. Onion

    Onion Well-Known Member

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    Here's the situation. I do cardio every Sunday, on the same machine around 12:45 p.m. and the same girl gets on the next machine, over to my left. Any who, my normal machine is being used, so I go a use a machine on the opposite and this same girl doesn't use her machine, she is right next to me and we've never exchanged a word in 6 weeks.

    Is she slowly seducing me or am I crazy? :jj:

    She's super cute, 5'4, 105 lbs., early 30's.
     
  2. newcastlefan

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    talk to her.
     
  3. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    Sounds like a serial killer. Id be careful.
     
  4. BaddFunn

    BaddFunn Kick ass fuck yeah VIP

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    she's interested
     
  5. LonghornJ

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    Hit the showers with her Sandusky style
     
  6. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    You didn't talk to her after that?
     
  7. Shine

    Shine 2012 rookie of the year VIP

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    You are an ONION
     
  8. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    I wish that would happen to me! My gym's full of ugly/fat women and old people!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:cuss:
     
  9. Onion

    Onion Well-Known Member

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    Doubt it. Why didn't she use her normal machine today since it was free. But uses a machine next to me which is on the opposite side. :weird:
     
  10. Nantrax

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    :jj:
     
  11. Onion

    Onion Well-Known Member

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    I go to a nice gym downtown Orlando.
     
  12. Onion

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    That's true. :bigthink:
     
  13. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    My gym's other location has better looking women and more people my age but I refuse to drive an extra 10 minutes. :no:


    Talk to her, fucking vegetable! But only if you're single. :nono:
     
  14. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    :facepalm:
     
  15. Shine

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    Onion doesn't need the constraints of marriage
     
  16. Onion

    Onion Well-Known Member

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    Truth. I'm a man with needs. :jj:

    International Playboy, like my pops.
     
  17. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    When she came over that was the time to give her the vyb. :dontknow:
     
  18. Onion

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    The VYB is illegal in Florida. Sicko.
     
  19. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    She's probably following you around because you're :quote: safe and non-threatening :quote: .

    It happens. Ask Shine.
     
  20. PullMyFinger

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    Does she ever make eye contact when she first gets on the machine?

    Have the two of you ever even exchanged a hello?

    I mean, after 6 weeks, even if she was a beast, I would probably still exchange a neighborly "Good afternoon".