A question:

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  1. Napoleon V2

    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    Why do I, a regular pooper, become irregular and experience digestive difficulties during travel?

    All biological, neurological, psychological, homeopathic, and banterlogical answers welcome.
     
  2. FOXXXONE

    FOXXXONE Well-Known Member

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    An answer ...

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  3. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie THE BEE BIT MY BOTTOM NOW MY BOTTOM BIG Gold

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    are you saying you're having trouble walking and holding in your poop at the same time?
     
  4. MatthewT

    MatthewT Awaiting The Rapture VIP

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    home shitter
     
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    You don't like pooping away from your home base
     
  6. Napoleon V2

    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    I think this is the answer, but why does it bother my bowels so much?
     
  7. gilaet

    gilaet King Of Town Staff Member

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    He's a based shitter.
     
  8. Markijuano

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    You have a chemical imbalance that reveals itself in unfamiliar situations. Try weed during these travels
     
  9. Hateman

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    [video=youtube;ZmnpNln3na0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmnpNln3na0[/video]
     
  10. PullMyFinger

    PullMyFinger Hors d'oeuvre Addict 2010 OG VIP

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    It's psychosomatic.
     
  11. Hateman

    Hateman Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Where you traveling to?
     
  12. Neesie

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    I believe what he's saying is he poops TOO MUCH away from home...
     
  13. Neesie

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    Guess I was wrong. :nocheer:
     
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    My whole metabolism gets wacky when I travel. Some psychosomatic thing I reckon....
     
  15. Napoleon V2

    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    I would consider my shitting situation to be very unbased.
     
  16. Lawsy

    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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    Laugh!
     
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    Nervous butt syndrome
     
  18. Napoleon V2

    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    But why? It is really upsetting and makes eating an drinking risky biz
     
  19. Lawsy

    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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    dookie stage fright
     
  20. gilaet

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