A rare audio of Consuela with Beth

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  1. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    Beth is threatening to turn on the water while the kitten is in the sink, the second voice you hear is Consuela or whoever the hell Beth hired to cook and clean at the estate. Also bonus HPE pic with Lollipop, apparently HPE is the new "Forever Home" for Lollipop.









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    Lolli is already in love with her new daddy❤️ #happyme#mypurpose
     
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    I was expecting a drunken re-enactment of the scene in Mommie Dearest when Joan furiously cuts off Christina's hair because she pretended to be Joan.
     
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    Some animal expert she is.
     
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    "Here is tip #23 from my best selling book, 'Oh My Dog.' When washing your pets use my technique called Shock and Scald. Basically you want to surprise you pet with boiling water. Be sure to put them in a kitchen sink so when they jump out from the shock they drop onto the hard marble floors. As always, be sure to have your maid(s) near you to clean up everything and finish the job."
     
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    #happyme :facepalm:

    #mypurpose :banghead:


    #dontsaythankyou
     
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    Yes, scare the shit out of the kitten, you big dolt.
    :facepalm:
     
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    Thank got that kitten is finally free of her emotional damage. I can't imagine what torturous videos she has of these helpless animals that we haven't seen. She's trying so hard to go "viral" in the cat world.
     
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    So I guess Beth's job is to play around with kittens all day....not a bad way to spend your 40's
     
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    Isn't that animal abuse?
     
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    That #mypurpose bullshit is pretty fucking grating. Her purpose is about as deep as a piss puddle from one of those cats she is "saving".
     
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    Is that really HPE? Didn't he have his dog taken away by animal control a few years ago? Nice placement