I hereby formally request to be unbanned from The Bar on the grounds that I'm a better person now than I was a few weeks ago. Firstly, I don't even know why I was banned from The Bar to begin with. If I did anything naughty to warrant the ban, I'm sure it was completely harmless and meant in jest. Don't take me so seriously. Secondly, I miss a lot the people over there and I know they miss me. I implore you, dear moderator/administrator, to do the right thing in this situation and let me back into The Bar. Thank you for your time and consideration.