A Roast without Gilbert closing???

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by wujekcity, Mar 31, 2015.

  1. wujekcity

    wujekcity Well-Known Member

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    How fucking hilarious would Gilbert have been crushing Beiber????? A roast is not a roast without Gilbert Gottfried!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    Gilbert would have made an already good roast a great one.
     
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    Best line of the night.. "all these blacks on stage and martha stewart did the most time in prison of any of you"
     
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    and everyone says how great Jeff Ross is at it. Jeff Ross is a big greasy sweaty douche
     
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    Really good point! He destroys at the Roasts! I occasionally watch all Gilbert's roasts on Youtube. Another odd thing is that Gilbert never did a Stern roast :(
     
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    He roasted Carver. By "roasted" I mean he just read off old racial jokes from the 1950's for Daniel's amusement.
     
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    Good catch, I watched the Carver roast once or twice when it first came out but it was so bad that I forgot Gilbert was there. The rest of the Stern roasts were really good in my opinion.
     
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    I recorded it, but did not watch yet- but I can say that the lineup definitely underwhelms me.
     
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    I watched it and was surprised how good it actually turned out. There is some 21 year old kid from SNL (never knew of him before this) who was hilarious.

    An interesting thing I noticed though was in news reports after this was taped, they described someone making a Paul Walker joke and how Ludacris did that 'cut' hand gesture by his neck and he got mad. In editing they ended up using his reaction to that joke for another one and he did actually look pissed haha.
     
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    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    Someone was saying on the radio, probably Jay Thomas, therefore probably not true, that Bieber got nailed so bad he must have been crying. Was that true? Because I'm not watching anything with that shithead on it.
     
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    He did get ripped pretty hard. Gay jokes, jokes about him trying to be black, how his parents are awful, etc. It's worth watching. Was much better than the last few roasts (Sheen, Franco, Roseanne, etc)
     
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    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    They totally restructured the whole thing. It was ridiculous.
     
  13. lilbuddy67

    lilbuddy67 A man with breath-taking anger management issues Banned User

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    Lousy fucking roast. Comedy Central has gone the way of Howard and screwed up a good thing.Everyone acted afraid to tear him a new one. Pathetic.
     
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    Didn't watch it, didn't tape it.

    However, now I feel I need to go find a replay of it and watch it.

    That's what this place does, it makes me watch shit I normally wouldn't.

    Thanks Obama.
     
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    Totally agree. I think it was a funny, entertaining roast. I don't know Bieber or his music....all I know about him is what gets reported in the media. Still, I think he gave the comedians the "green light" to talk about anything about him....and those comedians did. I am never going to buy any of his music, but I did start to respect the kid some after the beating he took. Comedy Central finally did a good roast....the Franco and Roseanne roasts were horrible, but this one was very entertaining.

    You think Howie would give the comedians the "green light" to joke about anything? Hardly. He would make sure that the subjects of his daughters, Beth, Robin, his fake chin, his "hair system", his low ratings on AGT, kittens, Bianca, being a closet homo...those subjects would all be off limits, so it would be a bore fest...like the Roseanne roast.
     
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    I expected it to suck to when I saw the lineup but I thought it was pretty awesome. Shaq killed.
     
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    I don't know what you were watching. That roast was fucking great.