A secretary in my office doesn't want to invade or bomb Siberia

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  1. JoeyG

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    She's going around almost frantic because her son is 16, and she's afraid he'll be sent to Siberia to fight a war that we shouldn't be involved with, in her opinion. No one is correcting her. How long should I let this go on?
     
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    Until she asks for traction.
     
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    :jj: is she at least hot?
     
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    reassure her that we are not syrious
     
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    If you can get that loopy cunt to state her opinions via your cellphone camera you'll have a viral video on your hands.
     
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    Oh, GEEZUZ another cunt who's all concerned - because it's HER son now. Like she talked about anything before, besides diapers and potty training .... every office has got a gaggle of 'em, insufferable .... :banghead:
     
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    Now we are going to war with Siberia? It's fucking cold there. Hope we invade in the summer.
     
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    Does she look exactly like this? (cred nemo)

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    It's the new cold war.
     
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    :jj:
     
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    Didja miss the part about the war being in Siberia?
     
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    If we invade Syria her 16 year old very well might be fighting in Siberia come draft age. Aside from that I'd love to have her around for comic relief.
     
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    :jj:

    got to love hysterical people. especially if they are really dumb.
     
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    I thought we were bombing Siri. I've had it with that bitch and her snotty replies.
     
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    They bombed Robin's Sirius cancer back into the stone age :c
     
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    while in the air force during nixon's slow burn, we picked up some hitchhikers from the college. they told us that nixon was going to declare martial law and that we needed to stand up and quit the military!

    :rofl:
     
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    are there lots of muslims in siberia?
     
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    Syria, Siberia, Serbia - what's the difference? :hat: