A Short Story

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Jim Lahey, May 24, 2012.

  1. Jim Lahey

    Jim Lahey Well-Known Member

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    Everyone's pissed off, for one reason or another. Hamptons is a sellout; Beth sucks; no more rep medals. I feel your pain. So here's a little something.

    The first time I heard about Stern was freshman orientation 1986, at some fancypants college that doesn't need to be named. Guy across the hall was from DC and told me the story, may be true, maybe not true, about Stern calling the 101st Street bridge after the Air Florida crash and asking for a 1 way ticket. Or whatever.

    I laughed and thought nothing of it. Several years later I was back in my hometown listening to a high school buddy rave about Stern. This guy was a proto-nerd/hacker (I know, I know, TOTALLY unlike the typical Stern fan back then) and he had purchased Crucified by The FCC. Funny stuff.

    Later that year I found myself penniless in LA driving a rented 79 Mustang on "vacation". "Vacation" = "flew out with gf for rich friend's wedding/sleeping on couch in Watts/driving around looking at all the cool cars and listening to Stern live". It was right when Billy Preston got busted for sucking off young boys or someshit. We were converted.

    Got back to upstate NY and watched the Channel 9 shows, became a fan, Private Parts, moved south, blah blah blah. That's my backstory, fascinating as it might be.

    Unless....

    In 1979ish I was 11. I had just discovered civilization and AM/FM radio and was on a bumpersticker collecting craze. I won Freeze Frame for being the 11th caller, yeah, that sorta shit. We lived, as I said, in upstate NY and since 88 hadn't been built yet we would visit Mom's family in Mass often, by going down to 17K, then over through CT and up into Mass.

    Apparently at some point I'd bugged my Dad enough/been good enough/they were sick of my pestering so we stopped to get gas or eat, and I noticed a radio station and forced my Dad into going in and getting me a bumper sticker. (It's the one displayed below).

    I have no idea whether Stern, Fred or some other fuckhead handed my Dad this sticker but here it is: pasted on my door next to the George Brett hitting a home run photo from Time and below the M105 (WMMS) sticker I got in Cleveland.

    There's no point to this, really, so Colin Powell my gay and faggot ass and WGAS WGAF me into Turdsville. If you've read this far you're more bored than I am, but at least I can say that I (or my Pops) MAY have met/heard Wiggy bef0re any of youse. And for that I salute you. FIYAHHHH


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  2. jackie the jerk

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    Cool Story Bro
     
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    Lol at short story
     
  5. Jim Lahey

    Jim Lahey Well-Known Member

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    Don't you guys have "important work" to be doing over at Mutt's?
     
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    So besides all that how you doin?
    How's brother Jeff?
     
  7. Jim Lahey

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    Jeff is mah FAVrit!!!!
     
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    Nah, I've been banned from that place.
     
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    Who is Mutt?
     
  12. Jim Lahey

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    Dookie Wookie made yow wittwe bwains go huwty?

    That's it, I'm startin my OWN gang.

    And I'll be KING Jim!!!
     
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    [video=youtube;LehNm4VVqJI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LehNm4VVqJI[/video]
     
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    What chu talkin bout Lewis?
     
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    Chimney Portions I drink cum Banned User

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  17. Jim Lahey

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    Type: "Let's get sushi and NOT PAY"

    It'll make you cool. Honest.
     
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    Where do I type it? In my browser? Search bar?
     
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    Feelin 7up I'm feelin 7up, it's a crisp refreshing feeling....
     
  20. Jim Lahey

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    Google your interweb or something. I don't know; I've got to do this last line of blow before I get down to the docks, I'm ossified...