A site you do not want to see after many drinks and a ride home . . .

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Diogenes1, Apr 24, 2013.

  1. Diogenes1

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    Goatshed just creamed his pants
     
  3. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    I've gotten a tan since that picture :mad:
     
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    Reggae Mistress Old Catcher's Mitt

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    She's wearing black "fuck me" panties :hhh:
     
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    Hell yeah! I don't understand what the problem would be
     
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    Is that AG's gunt?
     
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    eliasbboy Insert Witty Title Here Staff Member

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    The Latin term for that is "Maximus Polyester Exapandus".
     
  8. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    :jj:
     
  9. Diogenes1

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    This guy took the proverbial plunge, and can be seen burying his face into the pillow of shame.

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    oh yeah, she is proud of her sexy panties . . .

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  11. Diogenes1

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    and when she wants to binge, she goes down Melwhoren style to her local greasy spoon, 'cept she uses a greasy trough.
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    every once in a while, when the tides turn in her favor, she beaches herself for a good tan . . .

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    fat girls get lonely too

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    every once in a while, she lands one

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    get out the sack of flour

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    home girl shed her weight, and found herself a man with low standards

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    THE END
     
  17. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    this keeps them from breeding
     
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    Reggae Mistress Old Catcher's Mitt

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    That was a beautiful story :cry:
     
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    LOL, nice thread....I laughed, I cried. It has it all