A Small joy of life

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  1. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? 2010 OG Gold

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    I farted deeply and quietly a few minutes ago. A few seconds later, my wife said "PHEWW! Did one of the dogs poop inside?" (We are watching our two daughter's dogs plus our one.)


    This really happened.
     
  2. LonghornJ

    LonghornJ Well-Known Member 2010 OG Gold

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    Better check your drawers, pal
     
  3. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? 2010 OG Gold

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    Damn, I meant to invite you over for the ribs I cooked yesterday.
     
  4. LonghornJ

    LonghornJ Well-Known Member 2010 OG Gold

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    How'd they turn out?
     
  5. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? 2010 OG Gold

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    They were really good. Just me and mrs. G so I did one rack on the Weber instead of using the smoker. Couldn't have been better.
     
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  6. Lou Loomis

    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    This never happened
     
  7. Lou Loomis

    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    Sorry, i've always secretly wanted to the dickless maladjusted Tool who posted that. :p
     
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  8. Gomez

    Gomez VIP Extreme Gold

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  9. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Time to pulsate. Time to yearn. 2010 OG POTY The Bar Gold

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    Time to pulsate! Time to yearn! :yay:
     
  10. WillyBest

    WillyBest POTY The Bar Gold

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    Then, and this is the best part, you went on a message board and posted about it.
     
  11. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? 2010 OG Gold

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    Well, that was kind of obvious.
     
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  12. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Time to pulsate. Time to yearn. 2010 OG POTY The Bar Gold

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    Best, Willy. :nojj:
     
  13. nextlevel

    nextlevel You're so amazing

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    ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh yeah!
     
  14. Nibbler

    Nibbler heaven is in your mind Gold

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    Sounds like the smoker was in your pants. :rs:
     
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  15. freds

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    you never said how you answered her question.
     
  16. PLZ callmeTED

    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

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    What is the age where farts are no longer funny?

    Even now, I can be taking a piss and if some dude is in a stall and farts, I will laugh my ass off.
     
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  17. LonghornJ

    LonghornJ Well-Known Member 2010 OG Gold

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    Never
     
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  18. freds

    freds . 2010 OG VIP

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    exactly the opposite. the older you get the more you fart.

    better be funny.
     
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  19. LonghornJ

    LonghornJ Well-Known Member 2010 OG Gold

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    Deep, low farting in to the couch cushions is frowned upon tho.
     
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  20. P-B

    P-B Honourary Canuck Gold

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    @Engaged Chicken
     
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