A Small joy of life

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by gwartney, Jul 5, 2015.

  1. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

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    I farted deeply and quietly a few minutes ago. A few seconds later, my wife said "PHEWW! Did one of the dogs poop inside?" (We are watching our two daughter's dogs plus our one.)


    This really happened.
     
  2. LonghornJ

    LonghornJ VIP Extreme Gold

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    Better check your drawers, pal
     
  3. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

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    Damn, I meant to invite you over for the ribs I cooked yesterday.
     
  4. LonghornJ

    LonghornJ VIP Extreme Gold

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    How'd they turn out?
     
  5. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

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    They were really good. Just me and mrs. G so I did one rack on the Weber instead of using the smoker. Couldn't have been better.
     
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  6. Lou Loomis

    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    This never happened
     
  7. Lou Loomis

    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    Sorry, i've always secretly wanted to the dickless maladjusted Tool who posted that. :p
     
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  8. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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  9. RH Goatcabin

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    Time to pulsate! Time to yearn! :yay:
     
  10. WillyBest

    WillyBest Achiever Gold

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    Then, and this is the best part, you went on a message board and posted about it.
     
  11. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

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    Well, that was kind of obvious.
     
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    RH Goatcabin Notable Member VIP

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    Best, Willy. :nojj:
     
  13. nextlevel

    nextlevel You're so amazing

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    ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh yeah!
     
  14. Nibbler

    Nibbler heaven is in your mind Gold

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    Sounds like the smoker was in your pants. :rs:
     
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  15. freds

    freds no mayo VIP

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    you never said how you answered her question.
     
  16. PLZ callmeTED

    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

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    What is the age where farts are no longer funny?

    Even now, I can be taking a piss and if some dude is in a stall and farts, I will laugh my ass off.
     
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    Never
     
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    freds no mayo VIP

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    exactly the opposite. the older you get the more you fart.

    better be funny.
     
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    LonghornJ VIP Extreme Gold

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    Deep, low farting in to the couch cushions is frowned upon tho.
     
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    @Engaged Chicken
     
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