A Small joy of life

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by gwartney, Jul 5, 2015.

  1. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    I farted deeply and quietly a few minutes ago. A few seconds later, my wife said "PHEWW! Did one of the dogs poop inside?" (We are watching our two daughter's dogs plus our one.)


    This really happened.
     
  2. LonghornJ

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    Better check your drawers, pal
     
  3. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    Damn, I meant to invite you over for the ribs I cooked yesterday.
     
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    LonghornJ VIP Extreme Gold

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    How'd they turn out?
     
  5. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    They were really good. Just me and mrs. G so I did one rack on the Weber instead of using the smoker. Couldn't have been better.
     
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  6. Lou Loomis

    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    This never happened
     
  7. Lou Loomis

    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    Sorry, i've always secretly wanted to the dickless maladjusted Tool who posted that. :p
     
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  8. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    Time to pulsate! Time to yearn! :yay:
     
  10. WillyBest

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    Then, and this is the best part, you went on a message board and posted about it.
     
  11. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    Well, that was kind of obvious.
     
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    RH Goatcabin Notable Member VIP

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    Best, Willy. :nojj:
     
  13. nextlevel

    nextlevel You're so amazing

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    ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh yeah!
     
  14. Nibbler

    Nibbler heaven is in your mind Gold

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    Sounds like the smoker was in your pants. :rs:
     
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    you never said how you answered her question.
     
  16. PLZ callmeTED

    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

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    What is the age where farts are no longer funny?

    Even now, I can be taking a piss and if some dude is in a stall and farts, I will laugh my ass off.
     
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    Never
     
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    freds you broke it VIP

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    exactly the opposite. the older you get the more you fart.

    better be funny.
     
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    LonghornJ VIP Extreme Gold

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    Deep, low farting in to the couch cushions is frowned upon tho.
     
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    P-B Honourary Canuck Gold

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    @Engaged Chicken
     
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