A Song of Ice and Fire w/spoilers Game of Thrones

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  1. chapped

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    Hi guys.. thanks for not posting spoilers in the GOT thread... thought it would be easier if the novels had their own thread


    Here people can post freely with out spoiler tags..


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    Geoffrey is killed
     
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    book 4 sucked and the reviews for 5 were so bad i haven't bothered with it. :hat:
     
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    600 pages into Clash of Kings.

    Wish me luck. I have a lot of reading to do before I can come here.
     
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    that part i want to read. i think it's in book 4.

    was it a nice slow, painful death?
     
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    Jesus. How long is each book? :eek:
     
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    Its in book three I think and he is poisoned at his wedding. Kinda gruesome but should have been worse.
     
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    Please tell me there were spasms, gurgling, gasping and all his capillaries burst simultaneously.
    :pray:

    Oh yeah, and then he slips on his blood and his head is impaled on the iron throne. :yes:
     
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    I believe the poison caused him to choke, and his face swelled up and turned black. No impalement :mad:
     
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    Tywin gets it in the gut on the shitter....:lmao:
     
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    and they blame the imp!!
     
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    But they put it on a spike, right? RIGHT?! :cmon:
     
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    No, but Tywin gets shot by a crossbow while he's taking a shit.

    Right in his pubis.
     
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    Aegon Targaryen? What do you think will become of him?

    I don't believe that Jon will every sit on the Iron Throne (or want to) so will Aegon and Danaerys regain their kingdom at the end? Incest in, incest out?
     
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    Are Dunk and Egg spoilers allowed as well? :jj:
     
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    Who the hell is Geoffrey?
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    I just want the title of book 6 to be "Jon is OK"
     
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    Martin has very strongly hinted that Jon isn't dead.

    The obvious possibility is that he warged into Ghost before physically dying (which makes sense since the ADWD prologue shows Varamyr Sixskins doing exactly that.)

    I hope that's not the case.

    "Armored in black ice" reminds me of Coldhands. If Coldhands really is Benjen Stark, maybe Starks can't become Wites if they die beyond the Wall. Maybe they become the opposite of White Walkers/Others. They turn black and keep their consciousness. Maybe it has something to do with the spells woven into the Wall when Brandon the Builder constructed the Wall. He was a Stark after all.
     
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    Sorry, no spikes. But, Cersei does wind up having to walk and then crawl naked through the city while the towns people humiliate her, and throw shit at her.:c
     
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    Bald.