A storm's a brewing...

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  1. John Walker

    John Walker Well-Known Member

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    ...down here in the 'ol SC. Probably won't be as bad as Texas, but we're a certain kind of fucked, I believe. Purple and black clouds are billowing in. The wind's picking up and the air has that "electric" smell. Everyone's on edge. Weather channel says we've got a good one on the way. Anyone else down here about to get what we rightfully deserve?

    Howard related because he's a cunt.
     
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    Tipsey Russell VIP Extreme Gold

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    purple and black clouds?

    maybe it's just oprah spreading her vag lips?





    worst joke ever
     
  3. John Walker

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    Mudslides are reserved for California, my friend. Sopping wet, pungent with the scent of decaying fish and oozing from the "earth's" innards.
     
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    If it means rain, we'll take them. Oh, and tell God to aim for the Los Altos Hills. Dem'dar fancy rich people and all.

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    California is a special kind of fucked. I'll take the storms in the short term rather than the drought in the long term.
     
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    Ps: you've got my sympathies@ Captain.
     
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    Don't worry, Beefus will be down next week to rescue some kitties displaced from the storm. She'll bring her hat and her workin' girl overalls.
     
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    I just tuned into the Weather Channel to see what's up. I like storms as long as they aren't over me.
     
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    We'll live. Just the first in a long week of shit t9 come.
     
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    We can use those monstrous fucking choppers of hers to saw up fallen trees while we're at it.
     
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    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    where are the pics?