A stranger touched my face/mouth

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  1. deverrant

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    Yesterday was a blustery day. I entered the convenience store near me, a bit wind-blown, and I guess some stray hair was stuck to my face/lips.
    The cashier said "Oh you've got a little..." and reached up and removed the hair from my face, touching my mouth and cheek in the process.

    What the fuck. Who does this??!
     
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    I would have turned around and walked out.
     
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    hi dev :hw:
     
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    It's also possible I have a lesbian admirer from this same store due to a recent incident. :grad:

    I think I may have to change my routine and pick a different convenience store. :facepalm:
     
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    It was help a hipster out day.
     
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    I... I didn't know how to react.

    Hey, jew! :)
     
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    did you lick your lips after?
     
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    Did you immediately start spitting his e coli from his shit covered fingers back in his face?
     
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    It was Jesus
     
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    :mexican:
     
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    That fucker should have pulled back a bloody stump
     
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    You should have kicked him in the balls...what a creep.
     
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    Did his fingers smell like open-ass ??
     
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    No. I specifically kept them apart.

    Her. And I should have.

    You know, I'd considered that but thought "Naaah..."
     
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    :jerk:
     
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    No. Maybe a hint of Fritos, though.
     
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    Sounds like you have some potential 3some possibilities brewing, godspeed.
     
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