Discussion in 'The Bar' started by VAsiCkBoy, May 2, 2013.
It was Mariah Carey's butterfly something or other.
Now I keep smelling it and I am FUCKING HORNY!!
Were the lapdances aggressive?
Eau Du Slut.....
I was having a good buzz until I found out about Hanneman.
I'm getting lap dances and people are dying.
Just found out an old friend of mine died from cancer last night. 40 years old.
FUCK, FUCK, FUCK!
But you MUST get the lap dances, or their deaths will all be in vain! Stay Golden, SickBoy, stay golden.....
Mmmmmm I haven't been to a strip club in a while
All I need are my sweatpants and some $1s
I hate when that happens.
ive never been to a strip club.
ProTip: Get a $20 bill and superglue the end of some #40 monofilament fishing line to it
You should make the suggestion to the husband and go out and have a good time.
I love the smell of ho-fume in the morning.
Nothing better than the smell of a stripper when she's rubbing her unrestricted bosom all over your face.
Then you get that one chick that thinks she's doing you a big favor by sticking her nipple in your mouth and you're clamming up all like a baby thats getting force fed some shitty mashed up beans cause you know 20 other dudes have had their mouth on that tit within the past 15 minutes.
I used to go to a pretty skeevy place and the strippers would kiss you on the mouth if you tipped them big. I'd have to swallow bleach if I let that happen.
Damn, I'm sure they were just swallowing loads too.
last time i went to a strip club a buddy offered to buy my a lap danced and i turned it down
Nice job not supporting a poor girl trying to make a buck to feed her 8 half black/half white/half hispanic kids.
my sex drive sucks bra
You better go to the dr. That aint right.