A stripper accidently sprayed her perfume on me.

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by VAsiCkBoy, May 2, 2013.

  1. VAsiCkBoy

    VAsiCkBoy Well-Known Member

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    It was Mariah Carey's butterfly something or other.


    Now I keep smelling it and I am FUCKING HORNY!!
     
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    Were the lapdances aggressive?
     
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    HeinousMark Creepy-Ass Cracka VIP

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    Eau Du Slut.....
     
  4. VAsiCkBoy

    VAsiCkBoy Well-Known Member

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    I was having a good buzz until I found out about Hanneman.

    I'm getting lap dances and people are dying.
    Just found out an old friend of mine died from cancer last night. 40 years old.


    FUCK, FUCK, FUCK!
     
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    HeinousMark Creepy-Ass Cracka VIP

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    But you MUST get the lap dances, or their deaths will all be in vain! Stay Golden, SickBoy, stay golden.....
     
  6. Gomez

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    Mmmmmm I haven't been to a strip club in a while
    All I need are my sweatpants and some $1s
     
  7. Schmoopy

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    I hate when that happens. :nojj:
     
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    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    ive never been to a strip club.
     
  9. HeinousMark

    HeinousMark Creepy-Ass Cracka VIP

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    ProTip: Get a $20 bill and superglue the end of some #40 monofilament fishing line to it :grad:
     
  10. Chief

    Chief I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    You should make the suggestion to the husband and go out and have a good time.
     
  11. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    I love the smell of ho-fume in the morning.
     
  12. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? 2010 OG Gold

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    Nothing better than the smell of a stripper when she's rubbing her unrestricted bosom all over your face.
     
  13. Splash

    Splash Huge Member VIP

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    Then you get that one chick that thinks she's doing you a big favor by sticking her nipple in your mouth and you're clamming up all like a baby thats getting force fed some shitty mashed up beans cause you know 20 other dudes have had their mouth on that tit within the past 15 minutes.
     
  14. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? 2010 OG Gold

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    I used to go to a pretty skeevy place and the strippers would kiss you on the mouth if you tipped them big. I'd have to swallow bleach if I let that happen.
     
  15. Splash

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    Damn, I'm sure they were just swallowing loads too.
     
  16. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member 2010 OG VIP

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    last time i went to a strip club a buddy offered to buy my a lap danced and i turned it down
     
  17. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? 2010 OG Gold

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    heauxmeaux
     
  18. Splash

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    Nice job not supporting a poor girl trying to make a buck to feed her 8 half black/half white/half hispanic kids.
     
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    baltimore mike Well-Known Member 2010 OG VIP

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    my sex drive sucks bra
     
  20. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? 2010 OG Gold

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    You better go to the dr. That aint right.