A stripper gave me her cell number

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  1. cygnus2112

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    I went to a strip club on Saturday for a bachelor party and one of the girls gave me her cell number. I took it and gave it to one of the other guys (no interest in that and Im engaged). She also gave me her life story and pretty much hung onto me all night. I only got one dance from her and didn't buy her any drinks and I was not dressed like I had money(T-shirt, jeans, and sneakers). Has anyone here ever had this happen? Anyone ever follow up with it? Is it what I expect, like she wants a sugar daddy or just wants "side work"? Why me and not the more affluently dressed guys or the less attractive men? Now I feel guilty like I did something wrong and led her on or something but I honestly didn't. Opinions?
     
  2. newcastlefan

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    in the suburbs, the more money you have the worse you dress. she thought you were donald trump.
     
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    thats a bad story
     
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    Sorry. Sometimes true stories suck.
     
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    who's cro magnon man there on the right?
     
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    strippers usually hit on the ugliest guy in every group.
     
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    i suppose youre right...oh well
     
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    I get a lot of numbers :bigthink
     
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    These days, if you go to a strip club and DON'T get a cell number, you're doing something wrong. They all fuck on the side. You think they pay their bills from the few dollar bills they make on stage?
     
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    You looked desperate for a lay and she was hoping for some side business.
     
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    she was getting info to steal your identity again
     
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    trannies are needy
     
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