A Sudbury Christmas

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  1. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    On the first day of Christmas Ryan Lever gave to me...

    ... A burning when I go pee.
     
  2. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    On the second day of Christmas Ryan Lever gave to me...


    ... Two gnarly gummers
    and a burning when I go pee.
     
  3. NipplesAndToes23

    NipplesAndToes23 Mediocre Negro VIP

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    It would be less gay if you just sucked his dick.
     
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  4. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    On the third day of Christmas Ryan Lever gave to me...


    Three stupid videos
    Two gnarly gummers
    and a burning when I go pee.
     
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  5. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    You have to be confident in your sexuality to parody someone in this manner. :grad:
     
  6. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    On the fourth day of Christmas Ryan Lever gave to me...


    ... four pinner joints
    Three stupid videos
    Two gnarly gummers
    and a burning when I go pee.
     
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  7. artiesoffspring

    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    Knock that crap off, Cat.
     
  8. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    Thanks, AOS- I was having trouble coming up with twelve things I dislike about the Sudbury Stud that only had three or four syllables to fit the song anyways.
     
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  9. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    Keep going, AtC.
     
  10. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    On the fifth day of Christmas Ryan Lever gave to me...


    Five pounds of bacon (the bottomless kind!)
    Four pinner joints
    Three stupid videos
    Two gnarly gummers
    and a burning when I go pee
     
  11. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    On the sixth day of Christmas Ryan Lever gave to me...


    No child support (for six months)
    Five pounds of bacon (the bottomless kind!)
    Four pinner joints
    Three stupid videos
    Two gnarly gummers
    and a burning when I go pee
     
  12. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    On the seventh day of Christmas Ryan Lever gave to me...

    Seven COOGI hats
    No child support (for six months)
    Five pounds of bacon (the bottomless kind!)
    Four pinner joints
    Three stupid videos
    Two gnarly gummers
    and a burning when I go pee
     
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  13. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    On the eighth day of Christmas Ryan Lever gave to me...


    Eight sets of dentures
    Seven COOGI hats
    No child support (for six months)
    Five pounds of bacon (the bottomless kind!)
    Four pinner joints
    Three stupid videos
    Two gnarly gummers
    and a burning when I go pee
     
  14. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    On the ninth day of Christmas Ryan Lever gave to me...


    Nine Jackass (TM) stunts
    Eight sets of dentures
    Seven COOGI hats
    No child support (for six months)
    Five pounds of bacon (the bottomless kind!)
    Four pinner joints
    Three stupid videos
    Two gnarly gummers
    and a burning when I go pee
     
  15. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    On the tenth day of Christmas Ryan Lever gave to me...

    Ten dumb opinions
    Nine Jackass (TM) stunts
    Eight sets of dentures
    Seven COOGI hats
    No child support (for six months)
    Five pounds of bacon (the bottomless kind!)
    Four pinner joints
    Three stupid videos
    Two gnarly gummers
    and a burning when I go pee
     
  16. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    On the eleventh day of Christmas Ryan Lever gave to me...


    Eleven hoochie dances
    Ten dumb opinions
    Nine Jackass (TM) stunts
    Eight sets of dentures
    Seven COOGI hats
    No child support (for six months)
    Five pounds of bacon (the bottomless kind!)
    Four pinner joints
    Three stupid videos
    Two gnarly gummers
    and a burning when I go pee
     
  17. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    And finally (this isn't as easy as it looks!)

    On the twelfth day of Christmas Ryan Lever gave to me...


    Twelve wigger shirts
    Eleven hoochie dances
    Ten dumb opinions
    Nine Jackass (TM) stunts
    Eight sets of dentures
    Seven COOGI hats
    No child support (for six months)
    Five pounds of bacon (the bottomless kind!)
    Four pinner joints
    Three stupid videos
    Two gnarly gummers
    and a burning when I go pee
     
  18. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    Boom.
     
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    BaddFunn Kick ass fuck yeah VIP

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    Christmas spirit. I'm feeling it.
     
  20. RenchFries

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    :lol:

    Enough internet for me today

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