A terrible thing happened to me today

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  1. Napoleon V2

    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    As I was approaching the beach to go surfing a sinister seagull viciously attacked me with its droppings.
     
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    gilaet forum Tommy Jarvis Gold

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    That's good luck if you're a fisherman.
    Time to change careers.
    Strike while the iron is hot.
     
  3. Napoleon V2

    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    It got it my hair. It was awful.
     
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    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    Oh noes!
     
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    potroast Well-Known Member

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    So what did the sea gull eat? I've seen them shit out whole fish.
     
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    Seagull shit is vile. they are flying rats.
     
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    This. I hate them.
     
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    The solid portion of the ordinance was brown while the liquid part has the consistency of raw egg whites.
     
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    I love that seagull
     
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    I would like to encourage others to cone forward and tell their bad experiences with the seagull species.
     
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    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    Has a seagull ever done anything good?
     
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    Oh yeah, definitely sea gull shit. :jj:
     
  13. gilaet

    gilaet forum Tommy Jarvis Gold

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    My buddy used to put McDonald's fries on his boss's car so the gulls would shit all over it.
     
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    That's terrible. That reminds me I have fed these fuckers but they will get no more French fries from me.
     
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    Bro would eat that
     
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    Think I'll wait a while to have dinner now.
     
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    If only you were near a large body of water to remove it... :bigthink
     
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    Topo was all

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