A thread dedicated to those born today, February 29

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Napoleon V2, Feb 29, 2012.

  1. Napoleon V2

    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    This is to all the presents you never got
    To all the birthday cakes you never ate
    To all the years you never aged
    To all the birthday beatings you never received
    To all the wishes never made

    We speak your name
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Billy Brown Suck my dick from the back VIP

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    It's my dog's birthday today. :c
     
  4. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie THE BEE BIT MY BOTTOM NOW MY BOTTOM BIG Gold

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    ramble Well-Known Member

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    It's my Mom's b-day today, and my Pop's b-day tomorrow.
     
  7. Mur

    Mur WTF is this shit? Gold

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    Birthday beatings?
     
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    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Banned User

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    Fuck it, I used Topo's poem in my mom's b-day card.
     
  9. Napoleon V2

    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    1 punch for every year
     
  10. beetlejosh

    beetlejosh Do I look like I'm not stupid, Sal?! Gold

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  11. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

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    A son of a good friend of mine was born on the 29th. He's like 5 today. Only 64 more years and he can drink legally. I meant to call him and wish him happy birtdhay.
     
  12. beetlejosh

    beetlejosh Do I look like I'm not stupid, Sal?! Gold

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    I wonder how that work's...does he get to drink legally at 21 on Feb 28th or Mar 1st?:scratch:
     
  13. Napoleon V2

    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    US law says the 28th
    Source: I read it somewhere, possibly Wikipedia
     
  14. beetlejosh

    beetlejosh Do I look like I'm not stupid, Sal?! Gold

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    Ah..."I see", says the blind man.
     
  15. FtM

    FtM Starless & Bible Black Gold

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    I love you Gary the Retard, but I don't want to be your girlfriend. Being kind to you doesn't mean that I'm a soulmate....

    Hope you go to the moon...

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