A thread for everyone with a tattoo (ITT) (srs)

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  1. Splash

    Splash Huge Member VIP

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    [video=youtube;xwAiFWCiOH8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwAiFWCiOH8[/video]

    You got a Unicorn, Butterfly, Angel Wings, Inner Thigh
    Queer Tattoo, that's a Queer Tattoo

    Flaming Skull, Smoking Pot, That's the Opposite of not a
    Queer Tattoo, it's a Queer Tattoo

    You've got a Tweety Bird, you got a School Mascot, got a Hello Kitty tell you what you got, got a Queer tattoo, such a Queer Tattoo

    You Think that Symbol in Japanese, means Strength or Honor
    Reggie please it means Queer tattoo, that's a Queer Tattoo

    Any lower back Tattoo is Queer, it might as well say Insert Cock Here
    Whore Tattoo, that's a Whore Tattoo

    And that Teardrop under your Eye that you got in Prison cause you Killed a Guy
    That's a Cool Tattoo, Sir that's a Cool Tattoo

    You've got a Comedy Mask, got a Tragedy Mask, any Fucking Mask, then you must have asked for a Queer Tattoo, Give me your most Queer Tattoo

    You're Child's name with the words Be Strong, would be Beautiful but they spelled Strong wrong, yeah they spelled it Stong,
    Your stupid Kid will now be Stong,
    How the Hell they get that Wrong,
    Weren't you watching when they put that shit on

    You love your Laughing Jesus Tat, but that's just Jesus Laughing at your Queer Tattoos, so many Queer Tattoos

    I guess you got that Tribal Band, from the Tribe Indigenous to the land of Queer Tattoos, We're the Queer Tattoos

    You got Barbwire, got a Poker Ace, got that Fucked up thing on Mike Tyson's Face, got a Queer Tattoo, a Sewiously Queer Tattoo

    And by Queer I just mean Bad it wouldn't mean Gay unless you had
    A Pink Triangle on a Rainbow Flag, with a Bear wearing Leather
    And a Red Ball Gag, That's a Queer Tattoo, a Literally Queer Tattoo​
     
  2. Phillip

    Phillip Well-Known Member VIP

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    On Opie and Anthony today...
     
  3. Satori Brah

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    NY Ink is on @ 10 on TLC :popcorn:
     
  4. Cutter

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    i dont have any of those
     
  5. Splash

    Splash Huge Member VIP

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    Listening to on demand :yes:
     
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    :bullshit:
     
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  8. Phillip

    Phillip Well-Known Member VIP

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    I'm sure you have something equally gay
     
  9. Splash

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    That was for cutter btw
     
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    You'll regret those tats just like you regret the Paleo diet, fasting, and crossfit two months from now.
     
  11. Teeney

    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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  12. Splash

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    Have any tats teeney?
     
  13. Lawsy

    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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    I just saw Silver Linings Playbook. It was sooooooooooo good.
     
  14. Phillip

    Phillip Well-Known Member VIP

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    Was the dancing shit at the end gay?
     
  15. Teeney

    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    Yes one little one
     
  16. Lawsy

    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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    No it was actually well done. It was much more gay in the book.
    For the first time ever the movie was better than the book for me.
     
  17. Lawsy

    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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    The guy in it reminded me of Schmoopy. :facepalm:
     
  18. Splash

    Splash Huge Member VIP

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    Two questions:

    1. Was that like say 5-6 years ago maybe?
    2. WTF is wrong with Lawsy?
     
  19. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    tattoos are so gay.
     
  20. Lawsy

    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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    Of what, Teeney? Do tell!!