A Universe without Beth..where would Howard be?

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  1. Dlist

    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    Would he still have divorced his wife?

    Would he have bought a 16K square foot house in the Hamptons?

    Would he have taken up photography?

    What would Private Parts the sequel be?
     
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    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    D Tard!! :uhw: :udancin: :uhug:
     
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    Hey Naz!! Big hug!
     
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    If not Beth, then some other trophy. The one thing Howard needs more than anything is constant validation. Though Beth is definitely to blame in the neutering of the King of All Media, Howard needs to share in some of that blame too. Vagina is a powerful weapon.
     
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    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    That always amazes me about you guys. I guess you all really do think with your other head.
     
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    With some other vapid blonde cunt.
     
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    At least the other one wouldnt be such a fame whore. Beth's problem isn't being with Howard. It's howards cash funding the force feeding of America with this useless talentless ho bag.
     
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    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    Right back at you :hug:


    now, to answer your questions... I don't care. :)
     
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    No one will ever know you better then your horse! :grad:
     
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    That's like asking "what if the oil filter in my car was defective before i bought my car and it never went in". It'd be another blonde interchangeable gold digging model. He's such a mentalcase cuckold controlled by his wife and psychiatrist that he'd be very different now in his interests but essentially the same pussy whipped loser he is now. My money is on that it would've been Jillian Barberie.
     
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    I don't think he would have "evolved".
    Alison kept him grounded to reality... made him confront the fact that he had certain responsibilities as a father of 3 daughters.
    Beth destroyed everything about Howard and the show that any of us enjoyed.
    She dropped a load of horse shit in the middle of our kiddie pool.