A week with Beth in the Hamptons or with Imus at the cancer ranch

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  1. Ganggreen87

    Ganggreen87 Well-Known Member

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    what are you choosing?
    Hanging with Beth at the Hampton chimney manor, strictly plutonic with the cats, hearing about parties, celebrity gossip drama,etc.

    Or a week with Don and Diedra Imus at their old cancer ranch for kids. Doing light chores and work etc

    What would be worse for you?
     
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  2. Honkey Donkey

    Honkey Donkey Well-Known Member

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    Well both have horses so you can cross that off the list
     
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    MrWarmth UP YOURS Gold

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    But seriously folks....
     
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    cancer ranch
     
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    Calloused Shins Well-Known Member

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    Whenever I hear, strictly plutonic, or just friends, I know I'm hitting... The only answer here is residing in Beth's butthole for a evening...
     
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    killallposers VIP Extreme Gold

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    Beth. Sorry, I don't have the strength to watch dying kids being put to work. Would I be slave driving them with Imus or working with them? Either way, I'm out. Plus, I wouldn't mind doing some private bowling.
     
  7. reno

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    I'd rather be stuck in the middle of the Baltimore riots, wearing a "I hate Enwords tee shirt."
     
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    teehee Friend Of The Friendless

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    Beth all the way. Poor cancer kids would break my heart.. with beth I would have my own bathroom and all the wine I could drink...which would make dealing with the imbecile very toleraboe...plus I love animose..and I could finally solve blind Bellagate once and for all..
     
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    I hate to say it. but I'd choose Beth. I've done plenty of volunteer work with the "Give Kids the World" already. How could I possibly pass up the opportunity to enter Beth's unicorn-like fantasy world for one evening? To wander the halls of Chimney Manor. To gag on the overpowering stench of multiple litter boxes. To engage Beth in conversation on politics. To sneak a peak inside Howard's Inner Sanctum and try to discover his wig room and denture cream. It's a once in a lifetime event, I tell ya.
     
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    Smartguy This Space Is For Rent VIP

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    Kind of a Sophie's Choice. Probably a better chance of scoring a BJ from Diedra.
     
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    "Beth's unicorn-like fantasy world"

    I like this.
     
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    Beth. Depressing at the ranch. Beth probably is some level of fun and kittens are cute. Who knows, maybe the maid is hot.
     
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    It would be a lot of fun to trick the FloorWhore into blathering out Howard's secrets while high on wine at 11:30 am.

    I am just thinking he must live in mortal fear of that any time she is talking to anyone without him. :jj:

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    Chimney Manor so I can clog up the toilets.

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    Mlaw Quite Contrarian VIP Gold

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    Imus sold the ranch, he worked enough kids to death
     
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    You get to shoot guns at the cancer ranch.
     
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    How about a week with Beth at the Imus ranch?

    Ride horses during the day , and horse faced Beth at night.
     
  18. OV

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    Why not the best of both worlds?

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  19. Divorce Chicken

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    Beth. I'm just curious to see what's doing at Chimbley Manor: the shoddy trim work and decorating, the abused assistants, Beff's drinking, Howi'e phobias.

    I'd be embedded.
     
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    Weekend with Beth all the way!!!!

    Get her drunk and she's spilling the beans about Wiggy.

    Plus Ashley Jade has to have a room there, can you say panty raid!!!!
     
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