a weird thing happened during my pedicure today (butt related)

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  1. Harry Gibbs

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    I was getting a pedicure today and my pedicure place has new massage chairs that i hadn't used yet. i turned it on and the back massage was tits. stretched my lower back, kneaded my shoulders...exactly what i wanted.

    then i saw a button about an "air seat," so i pressed it. the bottom of the chair (under my butt), inflated and was very hard. all of a sudden this big round massage orb pops up right into my b-hole. it was too big to fit, believe it or not, but it seems like it was almost a retractable sybian type thing.

    wtf was it supposed to massage? my b-hole? my clit?

    i don't get it.
     
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    I hate people fucking with mah feets
     
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    Congrats on the b-hole stim btw
     
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    Was it good for you?
     
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    Asians?
     
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    have you ever had a pedicure?

    greatest thing ever besides sex stuff and weed and delicious food.
     
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    thanks buddy! :)

    the butt stuff wasn't fun. :(
     
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    wouldn't go to anyone but asians for my pedicure. the chick who cuts my hair is super hot (looks like a classier version of this one porn star whose name escapes me at the moment) and she does pedicures, too, but she's white so i can't go to her. she'd be chatting me up instead of letting me relax. plus the asians try harder.
     
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    Be thankful. Next time you'll be forced to participate in anal ringtoss.
     
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    That^^.

    One time I got a massage, and they talked me into this foot bath detoxification bullshit. It supposedly pulled the nicotine from your toes, but in reality had some rusty magnet that changed the color of the water. Thereby tricking rubes. I figured it out in about 2 seconds. Anyway, afterwards, this chubby girl dried/drooled on my toes. It felt like rape. :(.
     
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    :lo5: It's true. They work for their money. :asian:.
     
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    :jj:
     
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    and it's the only physical contact i'll ever have, most likely, with a asian chick. :(
     
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    there were two male manicurists there who i think would probably be into that. also asians.
     
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    back to the point of op: the massage chair shoved a hard orb into your butt. what kind of massage is that? do ladies like that kind of massage chair? all it did for me is hurt my tailbone and made me feel raped.
     
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    Asa Akira?
     
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    As much time as you spend on a bike seat you should just be happy that you can still feel anything back there
     
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    You should leave your pants on @ the salon.
     
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    no...hmmm...
     
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    christy mack!

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