aaand I'm single

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by headerheader, Nov 21, 2012.

  1. headerheader

    headerheader VIP Extreme Gold

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    I may immediately regret this thread but fuck it.

    He cheated on me. Long story short.

    Now accepting applications for a sugar daddy.
     
  2. Phil McKrakin

    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie VIP Gold

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    Looks like Chriza is out of the picture now. :coffee:
     
  3. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie THE BEE BIT MY BOTTOM NOW MY BOTTOM BIG Gold

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  4. yosemite sam

    yosemite sam Camel Jockey

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    Wow what a dipshit, I never understand guys that cheat on hot girlfriends.
     
  5. FatKidSullivan

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    You sure know how to pick winners, Heather.
     
  6. Tuesday

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    Fuck that guy, Heather. There are plenty of awesome mens to be had. You deserve it, baby.
     
  7. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~POTY the bar~ 2010 OG Gold

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    Can you believe Chriza wouldn't drive over to your house, but he'll drive right up to Seattle for a girl that just uses him?!?!

    :crazy:
     
  8. zhukov

    zhukov Time Traveler VIP

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    I'll be happy to be the next one to cheat on you. Where do I sign up?
     
  9. Shine

    Shine 2012 rookie of the year VIP

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  10. SIPAWITZ

    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    love how you made this concise and to the point.


    take note ladies
     
  11. Ano

    Ano Dawg Supporter

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    You are my kind of girk

    Lets PM
     
  12. Acid

    Acid Shat Dead

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    I already apologised like TWICE, bitch!
     
  13. yosemite sam

    yosemite sam Camel Jockey

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    :artiejj:
     
  14. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP Gold

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    post some nip slip pics :cheer:
     
  15. Billy Brown

    Billy Brown Suck my dick from the back VIP

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    Would you like to recreate porn gifs with a poster named Billy?
     
  16. Oderus

    Oderus Going to hell VIP

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    :lol:
     
  17. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Welcome to my underground lair.

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    I'm going to have a drink and type like that later.
     
  18. Shine

    Shine 2012 rookie of the year VIP

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    mmm girk
     
  19. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Welcome to my underground lair.

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    girk chicken with pineapple salsa
     
  20. Shine

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    [TD="class: text, colspan: 2"]any violent woman who attacks the genitalia of unsuspecting men in order to amuse themselves or others
    1st guy: Dude, Jorese jus nailed me in the nuts!

    2nd guy: what a freekin girk!

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