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Would Would smash. Lol @DarkFriday Lulz The Darkster.
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GOATSTER!!!!!!!!!!!! Game of Tummies loodles
This crazy bitch was behind me as I was walking my dog this morning. My dog pooped and I bent down to pick it up. This old bitch says from behind me, "Watch out watch out watch out! What are you doing, you better watch out, okay, here you go, watch out." I said I was sorry because I had no idea what she was talking about. Then she cackled at me and said, "Don't tell me sorry, I'm not the one who did anything wrong! YOU STEPPED IN IT, LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!" Then she wandered off. I looked down and I had stepped in some other dog's enormous poop, and it was soft like oatmeal cookie dough and I had these fucking goofy New Balance shoes on with tread like 1/2" deep. It was awful.
This woman was watching my dog crap, watching me pick it up, and watching me step in another dog's crap all while shooting out a continuous verbal stream of consciousness like some kind of scat-obsessed Jack Kerouac.
Loodles Dweezzner. Lol @BigTaffy.
The Bar Master.