Absolutely unequivocally 100% not guilty

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  1. McLennison

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    By the power vested in me by the superior court of California, I declare the defendant not only not guilty but unable to commit a crime EVER.
     
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    Hispanics love to have children. It's weird. They're grandmothers at age 29.
     
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    Cute
     
  6. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    It's weird loving children and being a parent.
     
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    She might be stupid and criminally negligent, but at least she's not pure evil like some of the folks we've read about here recently.
     
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    Yeah, it's weird. Having kids you can't afford. Having kids at a way, way too early age. Creating a huge burden on society with endless welfare. Never ending cycle of poverty.

    Silly me. What was I thinking?
     
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    I bet het brewst milk is warm and sweet with just a touch of curdle to add texture.
     
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    Too young.
     
  11. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    What can you personally do about it, you depressed person?
     
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    Not guilty . Come one now kids will be kids . Some times they get a hold of a gun . What can ya do ?
     
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    I don't know. If she was caught letting a three year old fist her that is one thing, but to cause a child harm and almost death? I think should should at least get probation and a good spanking.
     
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    I think a spanking is in order :beer:
     
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    i see no flaw with that logic
     
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    she is still on MySpace....

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    off with her pretty head
     
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    I agree Head is in order.