Sports "Abused By The New York Yankees". Yeah, Jeets!

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  1. YinzerMasshole

    YinzerMasshole VIP Extreme Gold

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    Howard-related because he always wanted to blow Jeter.

    Also, couldn't we all see Sal's tell-all book about the HSS in 3 years going this way: self-published and insane?

    From Deadspin overnight:


    Tell-All From Former Yankees Clubhouse Worker Is Finally Out; Alleges Jeter & Posada Had Sexy Time


    Filed to: NEW YORK YANKEES9/08/15 1:00am
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    Way, way, way back in 2007, we covered a Craigslist posting by a gentleman seeking a co-writer for a tell-all about his time as a Yankees clubhouse worker, the abuse he endured, and and the many scandalous Bronx Bombers episodes he witnessed. It is now 2015, and Abused By The New York Yankees is finally out—and its claims are literally unbelievable.

    Former Yankees assistant equipment manager Paul Priore was fired in 1997. He says the team let him go because he is HIV-positive; the Yankees, and New York state courts, disagree. Now the seamy tell-all Priore threatened to write has found its way to print (albeit through self-publishing), and co-author Gary Toushek is spamming the world with this bizarre video explaning why Priore’s outlandish claims are totally legit.

    About those claims! Here are some things Paul Priore says he witnessed, as outlined amongst the 500-some pages of Abused By The New York Yankees and according to the book’s website and this review:

    • Derek Jeter and Jorge Posada engaged in sexual relations in the clubhouse sauna at the end of their first season with the team. Jeter and Posada then allowed Priore to perform oral sex on them in order to keep him quiet.
    • George Steinbrenner spied on players using secret security cameras in the clubhouse, and was actively involved in the Iran-Contra Affair.
    • Outfielder Gerald Williams had sex with an underage concession stand worker in a storage closet.
    • Cecil Fielder played drunk on vodka, and Darryl Strawberry drank whisky during games.
    • Bob Wickman, Jeff Nelson and Mariano Rivera tried to sexually assault him with a baseball bat.
    • Batboys created a market of forged autographs on Yankees memorabilia.
    Knowing what we know about George Steinbrenner, the parts of Priore’s story dealing with the late Boss ring true, sort of. But, as Bernadette Pasley illustrates, the rest of Priore’s tome is so wrought with inconsistencies and outright factual errors that it’s hard to take anything else in it seriously. And, of course, it’s a garbage self-published book. Toushek & Priore have taken their promotional tour to such places as the U.S. Attorney’s Office and to that of Congressman Elijah E. Cummings, among others, with urgings to investigate:

    ...the duplicitous and unethical business practices of George Steinbrenner from the time he purchased the team with partners in 1973. [...] George Steinbrenner – a twice-convicted felon — had ordered his office staff who dealt with financial matters to keep two sets of books, one official and the other temporary. The temporary set was routinely and systematically destroyed. Priore observed office staffers carting boxes of papers to the stadium basement where the papers were dumped into a large metal container and incinerated. He said that a number of staffers had discreetly revealed to him the existence of a so-called ‘dummy’ corporation.

    Furthermore, in 1996 Priore observed three levels of gambling in the Yankees clubhouse: manager Joe Torre – now a Major League Baseball executive — and coach Don Zimmer regularly sent batboys (aged 14-16) with Yankees identification to the nearby off-track betting office to place wagers on horse races; a batboy linked to a bookie regularly placed wagers on sports events for players and employees during game days in the clubhouse using a phone connected to the stadium switchboard, and on at least one occasion players were observed and heard betting on themselves to lose the game they would play that day, which Priore discreetly recorded on audio tape – they won the bet and the bookie’s runner delivered the winnings; most nights after stadium games on-duty NYPD cops joined with players and employees including batboys to gamble on poker and blackjack card games, and alcohol was freely consumed.

    Again, the Steinbrenner parts sound totally believable! He’s also been dead for five years. The other things seem barely scandalous, if even marginally factual. For what it’s worth, Priore claims to have many of these episodes recorded on audio tape. We are happy to verify and publish that audio, if Priore supplies it.

    You can buy Abused By The New York Yankees, if you choose, over here.
     
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    The Jeter story is funny
     
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    I'm objective here, so I can say I knew it, the Yankees have always been a bunch of despicable degenerates. The franchise should be suspended.
    btw

    GO JAYS GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    I knew it!

    Fuck Jeter!

    Team plays way better without him.

    His gay ass arrogant attitude fucked up the team's chemistry.

    He was great as a piece of the team, but as the leader ("captain") of the team, he sucked



    On a side note: I knew a girl who went to a party at Jeter's house in Greenwood Lake. This girl was extremely hot. She offered to give head to Jeter and he like laughed at her and said it'd be an honor for her if he let her do that. At the time, i thought he was just an arrogant prick who was kinda the man. Now it's starting to make more sense.... :bigthink
     
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    I've never once seen young concession stand workers at either the old or new stadium. Always older.
     
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    I agree, I don't think those food concession contractors hire anyone under 18.
     
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    Jeeeetah is a fagula

    :lmao:
     
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    Boys just being Boys with tons of $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
     
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    The bat in the ass thing was because they ran out of Pine Tar.
     
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    Looks worried. Trying to keep an eye out for Jeter. Maybe he knew something that we didn't know:

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    And now having gay sex in the clubhouse the shortstop, number 2 Derek Jeter.
     
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    I totally believe that. I am 100% sure that major sports clubhouse are full of complete assholes with virtually no sense of right and wrong.

    At least now Howard will begin to show interest in sports.
     
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    • Derek Jeter and Jorge Posada engaged in sexual relations in the clubhouse sauna at the end of their first season with the team. Jeter and Posada then allowed Priore to perform oral sex on them in order to keep him quiet.
    • George Steinbrenner spied on players using secret security cameras in the clubhouse, and was actively involved in the Iran-Contra Affair.
    • Outfielder Gerald Williams had sex with an underage concession stand worker in a storage closet.
    • Cecil Fielder played drunk on vodka, and Darryl Strawberry drank whisky during games.
    • Bob Wickman, Jeff Nelson and Mariano Rivera tried to sexually assault him with a baseball bat.
    • Batboys created a market of forged autographs on Yankees memorabilia.

    I believe EVERYONE of them except number one about Jeter and Posada
    None of the others seem out of the spectrum of reality to me
     
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    Go ahead and let him blow you Jeeter. Do it for Ronkonkoma !
     
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    Was Posada the catcher or was Jeter playing out of position?
     
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    :artiejj:Hey thats my team your talking about.
     
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    :artiejj:Jeter catching 1 in the shitter
     
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    Remember this 1http://deadspin.com/5897087/remembering-the-deal-of-the-century-when-two-yankees-swapped-wives