Accomplished sex-slave owner Ariel Castro does the right thing, and "offs" himself

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  1. Phan Neepack

    Phan Neepack Well-Known Member

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    It is finished ... G'night kidnapper-man . We hardly knew ye


    Cleveland Kidnapper Ariel Castro Found Dead


    Sentenced just a month ago to life in prison plus 1,000 years for the kidnap and sexual assault of Amanda Berry, Michelle Knight, and Gina DeJesus, Ariel Castro has reportedly been found dead in his cell. The body of the 52-year-old, who was being held in protective custody, was found hanging Tuesday at 9:20 p.m. at the Correction Reception Center in Orient, Ohio. He was pronounced dead at 10:52 p.m., according the Ohio State Department of Corrections. The state police and corrections department are investigating the death.
     
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    good riddance
     
  3. Westerberg

    Westerberg Perfectly Lethal

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    Thanks for the info Phan, you're the best.
     
  4. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    Guess he won't be hanging around for the trial
     
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    Not fair. He didn't even have to serve 10% of the time he made those girls serve.
     
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    trial was over,he got 1000 years

    rather he suffered a while
     
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    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    Okay, let me change that....

    Guess he won't be hanging around for the Browns game.
     
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    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    Yeah but think of the money it will save the taxpayers. Can you imagine the cost of keeping someone in prison for a thousand years?

    That's 1,095,000 hot meals.
     
  9. Phan Neepack

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    They don't call me Phantastic Phan for nuthin'
     
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    lol
     
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    :c
     
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    :funny:
     
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    Bastards cut him down too soon.. They shoulda left his hangin corpse up there and charged admission for people to come gawk at him
     
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    I know that this will be an unpopular opinion but I really hope it didn't hurt...














    ...the bed sheets, rope or belt that he used to hang himself.:cheer:
     
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    I hope he shit himself.
     
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    It does seem a little odd no one has explained how he did it and with what, but yeah, saves the taxpayers a lotta money :)
     
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    Thanks for starting this thread, shit mult. I didn't see the 5 other threads on this subject! Hang yourself!
     
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    Phan delivers once again!
     
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    I'm gonna miss that little fucker...he made me laugh; his statement at the end of the trial was almost exactly like Tuco's speech to Blondie after he finds out Blondie knows where the money is......

    [video=metacafe;mv-67pg/the_good_the_bad_and_the_ugly_tuco_nurses_blondie/]http://www.metacafe.com/watch/mv-67pg/the_good_the_bad_and_the_ugly_tuco_nurses_blondie/[/video]