According to Howard, Beth is an idiot

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  1. IPrankNoOneElse

    IPrankNoOneElse Well-Known Member

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    So I was listening to an audio clip that Todd Packer uploaded in his Best of Gary part 1( I downloaded it when it was up. I will upload but Youtube is acting up and wont let me right now.) and Howard got a call from an animal lover and this is what he had to say to her:
    He calls her a kook for loving dogs and for missing her dog that got killed by a car
    Robins fat ass chimes in about reading an article about people who are totally into animals are mental
    Howard then says that not only are they mental but that they have a low IQ and because they have low IQs they tend to associate more with pets than they do with people

    Howard later says that hes sick of people that worry about dogs, worry about people.

    :facepalm:

    But the animoes.......
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  2. Phillipmcd

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    Someone should call the show or the WUS and repeat Howard's words like it's their own thoughts to hear the response.
     
  3. Murcielago

    Murcielago Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

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    Howard's observation is not a unique one.

    [video=youtube;6V6LNHXCp1k]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6V6LNHXCp1k[/video]
     
  4. Lou Skunt

    Lou Skunt ____________________ Banned User

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    The wig has evolved.
     
  5. tHISisKiSSeL

    tHISisKiSSeL ♡❂❁❀♡ Gold

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    Listen, the wig has evolved. What does Beth do for a living?
     
  6. RonHeinzkaboot

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    I clearly remember Howatd interviewing Alec Baldwin years ago (I think it was when Howard was only dating Oates) and Howard asked him why on gods green earth would you divorce the incredibly beautiful Kim Bassinger .
    Alec might have made a little joke but he said earnestly it was because she went overboard with the animal thing. Howard sympathized.
    Then he always used to make fun of the barbie twins for their animal work.

    He said this week he visited a "sanctuary" in FL and it was like a safari. I think he stayed at the inventor of Nautilus hunting preserve. I bet Oates goes wild in FL
     
  7. Shithead

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    That's the age old question
     
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    He figures it is the better of two evils........having a kid is the alternative.
     
  9. Kingpin55

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    Listen....listen, that's Howard's story to tell. He might of said that when Beff was a civilian but listen....listen, I don't know, what do you do for a living?
     
  10. HorsetoothBeth

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    "I think Howard never really understood the joy animals bring to your life. And he wants to make his wife happy. Listen, haven't you ever changed your mind about something?"
     
  11. Bye You!

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    According to most people...
     
  12. Mr Fantastic

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    The oldest profession? :dontknow:
     
  13. Wigward Hairhat

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    OP, I think the Wig was talking about people who genuinely care about animoe's.
     
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    lol I love when he says that, when in all actuality that is him trying to state his definitive thoughts or perception on a given subject, but is too insecure to commit entirely: "You know Robin, I know some people who..."

    The best is when he talks about "most women" which just equates to Beth's outlook: "Yeah, most women don't even like you to go down on them, they don't even enjoy sex they just want it to be over with"
     
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    I remember one time Howard said that marriages are never successful when both people are smart - one person should be intelligent and the other needs to be considerably less. This was after he married Beth, so I always wondered if he was describing his own situation. I guess he's intelligent compared to her but that's not saying much.
     
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    howard has evolved into a wonderful, empathic man who cares about animals, minorities and the planet.
     
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    Based on the avalanche of verifiable lies, misrepresentations and hypocrisies over the years, why would you think that Howie and even Whorsey sincerely do feel that way about animals versus using them in the most unconscionable ways as useful attention-whoring props? How often does the Polack Princess allow herself to be photographed with unappealing looking animals? Hell, the mere fact that her mega-priced handbags, shoes and apparel are made of leather provide evidence of their shallow "do as I say..not as I do" phoniness.
     
  19. markluke

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    According to Beth, Beth is an idiot.
     
  20. Wigward Hairhat

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    He definitely cares about the Jewish minority. As for the Earth, it's no coincidence that it looks like a giant marble. Howard won't be done until he has it in his collection.