Accosted at Saunders Farm - BREAKING

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Swayze, Aug 30, 2012.

  1. Swayze

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    Again...........

    Was doing the haunted walk with my friend Lonnie, and this group of brats surrounded us in the corn field and took ME down mexican style. They ripped my shirt clean off and took my shoes too. They were TURNTEC Stride Velcro shoes and expensive as fuck. Lonnie just stood there and laughed. I have a bloody lip as well.

    http://www.saundersfarm.com/haunting/landing

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    I had to walk back to Lonnie's car barefoot and shirtless. Bloody and bashed.

    :bsod:
     
  2. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    Is Lonnie a chick?
     
  3. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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  4. Cheri

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    What happened to you? You were so funny at SFN
     
  5. Swayze

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    Fuck you Chriza you ruined my life
     
  6. Jack-A-Roe

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    you need to learn some self defense tactics
     
  7. Swayze

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    I already know all of them

    Thanks
     
  8. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    You have "takedown knowledge"? :jj:
     
  9. Chiva

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    Joffrey is my kind of misogynist :cheer:
     
  10. Swayze

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  11. ralphberries

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    You need mace and a tazer.Start zappin them fuckers!
     
  12. Gomez

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    you been jackin off a long time
    gonna nut any time soon?
     
  13. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    Those Chinese throwing stars still haven't cleared customs?!?!?
     
  14. Swayze

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    I ordered those online but the crooked vendor never shipped them to me.

    I also ordered a shield.
     
  15. Swayze

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    No

    Still looking to buy if you know anybody who is willing to unload a set.
     
  16. Gas Face

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    I beginning to think you're full of shit.........I really don't think you have any friends.
     
  17. Cheri

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    Swayze gave me neg rep for saying he's not funny :rofl:
     
  18. Vyb

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    It's important that I know if it was a chick that stood there and laughed at you.

    I'm not gonna be IGNORED Dan.

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  19. Mark Mayonnaise

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  20. Popeye Saavedra

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    Only when it comes to little boys. :c