Accused Bank Robber Says Virgin Mary Told Him To Eat His Feces...And He Did..In Court..

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  1. teehee

    teehee Friend Of The Friendless

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    She also suggested his "disguise"..

    Accused Bank Robber Says Virgin Mary Told Him To Eat His Feces. And He Did. In Court.


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    Holy sh*t.

    A California man accused of robbing a bank apparently decided he was done taking crap from prosecutors, so decided to take matters into his own hands and eat some instead.

    Andrew Gilbertson pleaded not guilty by reason of insanity after allegedly robbing a San Luis Obispo bank in 2013, KSBY reported.

    Police said during the robbery, 40-year-old Gilbertson disguised himself by wearing ahat and a pink child's backpack before slipping a note to bank tellers demanding cash, according to Cal Coast News. He allegedly said it was the Virgin Mary who suggested the disguise.

    Despite the previously poor advice, Gilbertson said he listened to the Virgin Mary again Wednesday when she told him to eat his own feces while on the witness stand. The suspect allegedly reached into his pants, removed his own waste and began eating the cheeky snack. In the chaos that followed Judge Donald Umhofer called for a recess.

    When the trial later resumed, a mental health expert testified he saw Gilbertson hitting himself to get rid of the voices in his head. Online records show Gilbertson was previously convicted of sexual assault.

    The trial is ongoing.
     
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    Not even a guess the race. Guess "guess the State" is good.:bounce:
     
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    At least the judge wasn't doodling and saw what happened.
     
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    Perhaps that was the parsed Ebonics translation for "Eat shit and die" ?
     
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    Only thing the Virginia Marry ever tells me is




    ANAL
     
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    Tomato Andy? :dontknow:
     
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    Hey! That guy stole my hairstyle!
     
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    maybe she did :dontknow:
     
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    You forget, God told Abraham to kill his only son :grad:
     
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    "He allegedly said it was the Virgin Mary who suggested the disguise."

    Ah. The Holy Mother of God. Master Of Disguise.
     
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    He just looks like a poop eater.
     
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    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    He's willing to do a lot to stay out of jail.
     
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    He eats pieces of shit like you for breakfast
     
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    so, did schmoops get jail time?
     
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    Who reaches into his pants and pulls out his own shit? And he wasn't even trying to get out of being drafted?

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    The joke's on everyone else. It was probably peanut butter:

     
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    Mary, Mary, why ya buggin? :dance:
     
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    Gotta feel sorry for the deputies that had to deal with him and the poor maintenance people that had to clean up the courtroom.
     
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    it's never polite to talk with shit in your mouth