WTF Acta Est Fabula

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  1. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Wealthy dowager to Babe Ruth at a White House dinner: "Mr. Ruth, you haven't touched your asparagus."

    The Babe: "I don't eat it ma'am. It makes my piss smell funny."
     
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    Hey Chriza point of order.. If yer gonna buy the thicker spears of asparagus, yer gonna wanna peel them. Trust me it makes all the difference. The thinner ones you don't gotta do shit to.
     
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    EX NIHILO NIHIL FIT
     
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    Poor guy.... :crying:
     
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    Tickle my tits
     
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    It looks a lot better from that angle.
     
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    This is serious business. We can play later. I'm tryin to help you.
    Look at all that delicious green you reveal. Takes away that woodsy taste on the bigger ones.
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    Chriza knows what to do. He's knows what to do.
     
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    Everyone liked the food :ohno:
     
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    It's cooked perfectly, but see how fatty it is? I hate gnawing on bites of blubber.