Actor craps pants in a cop car.

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  1. Morrisb

    Morrisb Well-Known Member

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    If only this was a friend of the show. :pray:

    http://www.tmz.com/2013/01/29/jason-london-arrested-crapped-assault-mug-shot/

    Jason London crapped himself in the back seat of a cop car Sunday morning ... minutes after the "Dazed & Confused" actor was punched in the face in a bar fight ... this according to a police report obtained by TMZ.

    ..When officers arrived to the scene ... they found Jason nursing a swollen eye. Cops spoke to a bouncer who told them Jason had been inside the club, walked by him and sneezed on him. The bouncer asked for an apology, and Jason allegedly punched him in the face.

    40-year-old Jason was thrown out of the bar kicking and screaming and in the process he was beaten up.

    Paramedics arrived to the scene to treat London, but cops say the actor got aggressive with the responders and shoved some of them. Cops say one of the officers was forced to deliver a knee strike to London's right thigh so they could seat him on the ground. London later called one of the officers a "f**king hillbilly."

    Jason was eventually arrested for disorderly conduct/fighting and assault.

    On his way to the police station ... Jason uttered a homophobic slur to the cops ... saying, "Guess what fa**ot? I f***ing love this. I f***ing own you guys so hard. I'm rich and I'm a motherf***ing famous actor! F***ing look me up, bitch."

    Jason continued ... "It smells like s**t in your car and your breath smells like diarrhea." According to the police report, Jason then leaned to the left and crapped in his pants..

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    is this the one from Celebrity Rehab that faked a kidnapping?
     
  3. Bye You!

    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    rich? i wouldn't know.

    Famous? not.
     
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    crazypreacher Maker of Lists Gold

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    His new nickname is "glamour boy."
     
  5. Murcielago

    Murcielago Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

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    Not a great sign for an actor when the credit they cite is 20 years old.
     
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    NO that's his twin. This is Randy Floyd from Dazed and Confused.
     
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    Never heard of him. I now know him as the dude who shit his pants in the back of a police car.
     
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    :winner:
     
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    he starred in a very underrated comedy called Out Cold.
     
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    He sounds like a shitty actor.
     
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    Looks like Teddy Microphone. Maybe he said "Bloomies" in the bar and got punched in the face for it.
     
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    If he's so famous, why would anyone have to look him up.
     
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    Gotta give it to the guy. When left totally disarmed he attacked the cops with the only possible weapon he had. Not many have the balls to shit themselves as a final fuck you to the guys that just kicked the shit out of ya. :sdance::shithead::shitfan:
     
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    Give this guy a golden globe
     
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    He was sober
     
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    What a fucking colossal douchebag. :facepalm:
     
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    looks like i got a new favorite London brother
     
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