actress killed by falling tree

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  1. skylarbrie

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    well......that sucks....
     
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    Yes, but the tree died, too.
     
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    I see the Illuminati, and they are mad...
     
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    shoulda stayed home and ate a donut :dontknow:
     
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    Does It ? o_O

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    How ironic that the last word she ever heard was "Cut!". It was said by the lumberjack who had to saw that fucker off her.
     
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    God hates gingers too
     
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    There's a tree on my head.
     
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    If a tree falls in the forest and I've never heard of the person that it fell on, does she make a noise?
     
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    Having felled a lot of trees personally I find it interesting how many people can't manage to avoid one.
     
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    I hear she was a big fan of Sonny Bono.
     
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    Why didn't anyone tell her to act like a tree and leave before it fell?
     
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    WAS she picking apples it is that time of the year.
     
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    if a tree falls on an actress
    who gets her part?
     
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    One granite ridge
    A tree, would be enough
    Or even a rock, a small creek,
    A bark shred in a pool.
    Hill beyond hill, folded and twisted
    Tough trees crammed
    In thin stone fractures
    A huge moon on it all, is too much.
    The mind wanders. A million
    Summers, night air still and the rocks
    Warm. Sky over endless mountains.
    All the junk that goes with being human
    Drops away, hard rock wavers
    Even the heavy present seems to fail
    This bubble of a heart.
    Words and books
    Like a small creek off a high ledge
    Gone in the dry air.

    A clear, attentive mind
    Has no meaning but that
    Which sees is truly seen.
    No one loves rock, yet we are here.
    Night chills. A flick
    In the moonlight
    Slips into Juniper shadow:
    Back there unseen
    Cold proud eyes
    Of Cougar or Coyote
    Watch me rise and go.
     
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