Acts of kindness thread :)

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  1. J Hi

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    I was thinking it would be nice to hear stories of giving and receiving kind and thoughtful gestures. Kindness is one of the most soothing, relaxing, deep down in your core settling feelings...well to me at least. Some people are just too amazing. Anyone wanna share? :hug:
     
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    One time I stole 300 dollars out of an ATM when the guy ahead of me left his card in
     
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    One of my ex-GF's roommates skipped out on her and still owed her for phone and utility bills. Never paid her.
    So we found her car and I took some dog shit and put it right behind her car door handles.
     
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    I did think my drink tasted funny!
     
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    In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max’s toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog.
     
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    A guy stole my parking spot while I was waiting before him so I took a large slice of pizza and smeared all over his windshield and it froze on there.
     
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    What a waste of pizza :rip:
     
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    I DID want to share until these hooligans took over!

    Now I'll feel like a major pussy.
     
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    Satori of The House Brawr! :derp:
     
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    my friend was all smashed up leaving a wedding and schmeared a sweet box all over our windshield and stuck the plate under the wiper.
     
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    thank you...me too...I had some really nice, touching stories to share but these are funny :)
     
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    A gay guy ran past me in the library and then turned around and said he liked my perfume.
     
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