Actual excuses why AGT ratings failed miserably

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  1. SiriusDawg

    SiriusDawg New Member

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    Sorry, but I get a kick out of seeing the desperate do their best to turn shit into gold

    http://www.sternfannetwork.com/xen/index.php?threads/agt-ratings-in-disappointing.661794/

     
  2. Mr Marbles

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  3. Murcielago

    Murcielago Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

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    Yep, all those NHL fans most certainly had a shit talent show for children on top of their viewing list.
     
  4. Mr Marbles

    Mr Marbles Member

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    1. Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don’t have.

    2. The other car collided with mine

    3. In my attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole.

    4. I had been shopping for plants all day and was on my way home. As I reached an intersection, a hedge sprang up, obscuring my vision and I did not see the other car.

    6. I was on my way to the doctor with rear end trouble when my universal joint gave way causing me to have an accident.

    7. As I approached the intersection a sign suddenly appeared in a place where no sign had ever appeared before, making me unable to avoid the accident.

    8. I told the police I was not injured, but upon removing my hair, I found that I had a fractured skull.

    9. A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.

    10. I thought my window was down, but I found out it was up when I put my head through it.

    11. To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front, I struck the pedestrian.

    12. The pedestrian had no idea which way to run, so I ran over him.
     
  5. SiriusDawg

    SiriusDawg New Member

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    My fiancee tells me that all the time while she continues wrecking the car that I bought for her
     
  6. Beth143nacho

    Beth143nacho Well-Known Member VIP

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    Who the fuck cares how it rated if you like the show? They only matter to the fuck wads that need ammo to use against the King. And they don't matter,and thats what matters

    My guess is that jeton wrote this
     
  7. Popeye Saavedra

    Popeye Saavedra Well-Known Member

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    Man, and I thought Howard was delusional hahahahaha.
     
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    AGT Blows Well-Known Member

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    Makes me want to
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  9. SiriusDawg

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    I think Howard believes them all so I would still put him on top of the idiot, delusional list