adam carolla is right once again: goal posts should be extented by 5 feet

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  1. SIPAWITZ

    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    It happened 4 times this weekend were the ball traveled over the post and the refs had to make judgement call if it was good. One kick was obviously out but called good

    His rationale is that Kickers have bigger stronger legs now. A forty yarder used to fly through the uprights now they go over them

    He's been railing on this for five years...how hard would this be to emplement
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Adam Carolla is a stupid guinea faggot

    Who is in your AV? :c
     
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    You mean 5 feet taller or 5 feet wider?

    And if you mean 5 feet taller, should the horizontal part of the goal post be raised 5 feet or should the vertical, side bars be extended by 5 feet?
     
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    Happy birthday....I don't do birthday threads
     
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    Thanks!

    Now tell me who that is or I'll burn down your house
     
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    vertical so the ball doesn't go over the post
     
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    Ralph Don't Tread On Me

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    There should be frickin "laser beams" shooting from the inside lip of the posts so that if the kick is good the beam flickers
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    then what about the kick that hits the post and is good...it does happen
     
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    Should hit a button and top of goal post opens up and skinnier goal post extends 10 more feet.after kick it goes back in
     
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    I like that
     
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    entire space between posts is lasered so when kick is good, ball explodes, ya baby!:hat:
     
  12. Gogol Boobdello

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    why not just connect the tops of the goal post to make a box? :dunno:


    kidding..........i listen to Adam all the time, i can't see how anyone would suggest that though.


    but i do wonder if the 5-10 feet of additional pipe would need to be counter balanced at the base by the additional weight.....maybe the height at now is an optimal height when weight of entire goal posts is taken into account.