Politics Addendum to the married sex thread; Do you and your wife go to bed at the same time?

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  1. Barton Fink

    Barton Fink Well-Known Member

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    My wife and i don't and i think it definitely limits the amount of sex we have.

    I like my hour or two after everyone is asleep to do my thing (jerk off/Watch TV/smoke hash not necessarily in that order)
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    excellent thread, will read when im eating lunch with people i dont want to eat lunch with
     
  3. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    My wife sleeps in the kitchen, just in case
     
  4. Bobby Axelrod

    Bobby Axelrod Well-Known Member

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    Ever find her asleep on the toilet surrounded by TastyKake wrappers?
     
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    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    If you mean by "toilet" as our couch bucket then yes :fil:
     
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    I am a night owl. I have always been this way. For most of our marriage I would stay up til maybe 2am (sometimes later depending). I would tuck her in and stay up half the night doing shit on the computer or whatever other project I was working on at the time. I don't need much sleep and she could sleep all day so that's the main reason. Nothing to do with sex which rarely would ever take place before sleep-time anyway.

    Lately though we go to bed together most nights becasue she likes me there when she falls asleep. Watching some mundane documentary on the iPad usually puts me to sleep pretty quickly so it isn't too bad.
     
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    knuckle_hedd loving life!

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    we go to bed at different times but no matter because i usually hit that shit in the early am before the kid wakes up...or in the shower..
     
  8. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    You don't need one of those, that's what her hair is for ;)

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    Nope
    I go to bed between 9 and 10 my wife doesn't get off of work until 1:30 am.
    A lot of the time she sleeps in the other room so we don't wake each other..[me at night and her when i get up at 4:30 am].
    We tend to go to bed together on the weekends.
     
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    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    Great invention. I'm gonna recommend that to someone.
     
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    keywordpk Perpetual Geek Gold

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    We go to bed at the same time. :wub:
     
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    One better does your mate snore. If yes I guess your not hitting the rack at the same time.
     
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    We go to bed at 9pm and get up at 5am during the week,sleep in till 6am on weekends.
     
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    When I as married my ex and i did go to bed at the same time.
    Now I go to bed much earlier than my girlfriend some week days.
    She's up late sometimes working on her company's website doing admin crap as part of her second job. She's going to quitting that job when she moves in. Her full time job she's up around the same time as me and we go to bed together
     
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    My fake wife and I go to bed at the same time every night because she swears that she sleeps better if she fake blows me every night.
     
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    My husband and I got to bed at different times. He goes to bed first because he has to be up before I do. He doesn't stay sleeping when I come to bed though.
     
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    I believe this is all a direct function of how long you've been married. Me? Married 30 yrs. years 1-10 - bed at the same time, sex around 2x week. Years 10-20. 3 kids , the beginning of a snoring problem, she gained 20 or so lbs. sex once or twice a week. years 20-30, she goes to bed after me, I sleep with the tv on, she turns it off when she goes to bed and wears giant orange earplugs. Mostly because I smoke a cigar and drink scotch before bedtime. A snoring nightmare, I'm told. Can't wait to see what the next 10 years have in store for us.
    ( important addendum. We still love each other and have sex around once every 2 weeks. It's just never in bed at night and mostly in the shower or In bed during the day)
     
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    Wow, I need to get my hands on a couple of these.
    :behave:
    :lo5:

    For years, we went to bed at the same time, but because I have so much trouble sleeping, I would watch TV and/or play games on my phone/tablet all night. I would actually fall asleep for a few hours around 4:30am when he'd get up for work.

    But, for the past few months, I've been sitting in the living room to watch TV, etc., because I felt bad that he had to sleep with the TV on. Sometimes, I'll go back in the bedroom in the middle of the night, but that's usually on Saturday night, when he doesn't have to get up for work the next morning.
     
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    Drives me nuts. The Missus is a night owl and I'm generally at the office at about 7:30am, so that means there's a 2-hour time zone difference right down the middle of the bedroom.

    Though, from time to time, I do get awakened and "pressed into service." That's always pleasant. :gig: