Additional Duties

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by lisaslisas, Jun 16, 2011.

  1. lisaslisas

    lisaslisas New Member

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    Other than your regular Monday thru Friday jobs, what else do you people do?
     
  2. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ You're so pusillanimous, oh yea.

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    Not a thing!! Hi Lisers!!
     
  3. low selfestitle

    low selfestitle Moderator Staff Member

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    paper route :salute:
     
  4. ohnoes

    ohnoes New Member Banned User

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    Jacking it to lisas is a full time job!!!
     
  5. lisaslisas

    lisaslisas New Member

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    :hug: Hi Chuckles

    :salute: Fuck yeah! Good tips, right?

    I have a hard time keeping up w/ myself. :jerk:
     
  6. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    Hey Skeeze! :pie:
     
  7. Doug Masters

    Doug Masters ok

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    :cmon:
     
  8. lisaslisas

    lisaslisas New Member

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    :finger: Hi dickfer! You will be happy to know that I am now qualified to deal with Mass Casualties, Mortuary affairs, Disaster Planning, and Nuc/Chem/and Bio Warfare. How is the paper or plastic job at the grocery store going?
     
  9. lisaslisas

    lisaslisas New Member

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    :eek: How did you get uncuffed?? I promise, I didn't forget about the Crumbs, and I will do it as soon as I am home long enough to get them and re-ship them to you! Other than that... what are you wearing? :hump:
     
  10. Doug Masters

    Doug Masters ok

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    I check the mail everyday :facepalm:

    boxers that easily slip off :marx:

    btw, I have an interview on the 30th :scared:
     
  11. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    Herp a fucking derp dummy.

    So does bio-warfare also cover the massive cat piss/formaldehyde/mustard gas stench that you emit when you don't cross your legs?
     
  12. tomtom

    tomtom Well-Known Member

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    Take my two kids to karate twice a week, hockey twice a week and I am an assistant coach on one of their baseball teams. Luckily their karate and hockey are at the same time and same place. They are on different baseball teams though.
     
  13. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    Looks like Double L un-crossed her legs, passed out and is no longer posting.
     
  14. lisaslisas

    lisaslisas New Member

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    Sorry babes, I swear, I will get on it Monday! Promise! Send me a pic of the view when the boxers slip off! :jerk:

    No brah, that shit falls under the NUCLEAR warfare category. Getting the Harley back on the road, so I am spreading my cooch stench up and down I87 like the mother of all twat anthrax. You know how I roll. ROCKSTAR! :woot:

    Happy Father's Day to you if I don't get on before Sunday! :hug: You are a dude, right?
     
  15. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    What kinda Harley? Pics or GTFO.
     
  16. lisaslisas

    lisaslisas New Member

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    :rolleyes: No, shitbird. I was writing a fundraising plan for our motorcycle club, and trying to incorporate it with our Family readiness group. :pie:
     
  17. ohnoes

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    Will you embalm me?
     
  18. lisaslisas

    lisaslisas New Member

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    97 883 Hugger. Bitch bike, but it's little and my feet can touch the ground when I stop. :) First time back on the road since I deployed, and first time bringing it down to the city. Cross your fingers for me. PLZ!
     
  19. lisaslisas

    lisaslisas New Member

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    No brah. I would have to do some serious schools/licenses to do that kind of stuff.
     
  20. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    PM me a pic of this so called "dyke bike". :rofl: