ADOPT A CAT - CONTACT BETH STERN

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  1. J Perez

    J Perez Well-Known Member

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    Love how it says "Photo by Howard Stern" underneath the picture. As if anyone is going to use this shit photo
     
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    Right? It looks like she's in a hospital in Mumbai.
     
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    that cat doesn't look to happy.
     
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    Always with the hats. :facepalm:
     
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    What I certainly would not do is send her pics of dead cats. That is not something I would do.

    However, if someone does choose to do this, be warned that Howard will call the FBI and say someone hacked her e-mail.
     
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    I'll report back if I hear anything. I'm going to play it straight and see how far I can get. I'm guessing under 2 emails before she (or whoever runs that email) asks for a background check and a "donation."
     
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    Only children & retards get this happy over a bunch of stupid cats.
     
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    That was quick...and such a warm, courteous reply:

    "Location and contact number please"

    Oh well, That wasn't as much fun as I thought. I was expecting a "Great, I'm so happy to hear you'd like to adopt!" Etc. etc. I think I'm done. Even if I was serious, I'd go somwhere else as that was a pretty lame reply IMO.

    I'm guessing it's someone else weeding through the emails. Some poor assistant is answering these bethsternfosters emails at midnight Eastern on a Saturday and I'd rather not make their life more difficult than it already is.
     
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    Hugh Blowmont Just be funny

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    Blacks need not apply.
     
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    Respond and give them the phone # and address of a Vietnamese restaurant.

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    Ha, too late though, I already reported her email as spam.
    I was going to give her the NSAL phone number as in my head I pictured her calling them:

    Beth: Hello I heard you want to adopt a cat

    NSAL: Ummm no we adopt cats here

    Beth: Yes, that's right. Do you like blind ones?

    NSAL: Look sir, do you want a cat or not?

    Beth: #mypurpose

    Back and forth for 15 minutes...

    That was probably funnier in my head, though.
     
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    Be careful! We're gonna get pics next of her holding her tits saying "proof that I do have catcher's mitts" or something similar :giggle:

    (Remember "proof that I can palm a basketball" ? :puke:)
     
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    When I grow up I want to wear dumb hats like Beth

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    From what Ive gathered, you have to be white and ugly. And not live too far away.
     
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