Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by chapped, Jul 23, 2013.
Dear White Current Homeowner,
When you were growing up, a Schwoogie Buzzer was all your family needed to keep you safe. You have changed, and so have times.
These days, with aggressive darkies roaming the streets, ADT is proud to offer "Schwoogerific Home Security Services.
I see major lawsuits and Rev Al Sharpton marching up in ADT's ass, just as soon as the Trayvon aftermath cools down a tad.
But...but on all the home alarm commercials, all the burglars and home invading rapists are white people!
Fucking white people! Always breaking into the homes of minorities!
yea like a hot chick running to a phone would stop some crackhead
yea three large drug addicts have broken into my house and i guarantee the person who picks up the phone at ADT is a guy in fucking India
who goes by the name Joe
SHHHHHHHHH...the truth is racist.