ADT cuts to the chase on who it wants as customers

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  1. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    Dear White Current Homeowner,


    When you were growing up, a Schwoogie Buzzer was all your family needed to keep you safe. You have changed, and so have times.

    These days, with aggressive darkies roaming the streets, ADT is proud to offer "Schwoogerific Home Security Services.
     
  3. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    :snicker:
     
  4. Quite Frankly

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    I see major lawsuits and Rev Al Sharpton marching up in ADT's ass, just as soon as the Trayvon aftermath cools down a tad.
     
  5. Wangold

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  6. Chimney Portions

    Chimney Portions I drink cum Banned User

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    But...but on all the home alarm commercials, all the burglars and home invading rapists are white people!

    [video=youtube;1K8DKH7tCRU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1K8DKH7tCRU[/video]

    [video=youtube;cMpKDZDjBWM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMpKDZDjBWM[/video]

    [video=youtube;DKI4t5MFG1E]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKI4t5MFG1E[/video]

    Fucking white people! Always breaking into the homes of minorities! :pissed:

    [video=youtube;M-GsA9aBKQw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-GsA9aBKQw[/video]
     
  7. Bye You!

    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
     
  8. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    yea like a hot chick running to a phone would stop some crackhead

    thats realistic
     
  9. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    yea three large drug addicts have broken into my house and i guarantee the person who picks up the phone at ADT is a guy in fucking India

    who goes by the name Joe

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  10. sternski

    sternski New Member Banned User

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    SHHHHHHHHH...the truth is racist.